Our best leader!!

[Gentleman]

So your folks are basically pouncing scum who stole off the state by taking what others had paid for rather like all those evil unemployed people we hear so much about.

[spider]

Surely these must be the only Tories in Scotland!

[Gentleman]

"Came from nothing me" I'm afraid you're slightly misguided... From what your saying your parents didn't have buckets of cash that fact doesn't make somebody worthless whereas you now have loadsa money and appear to have no worth as a human being.

And the joke is that you are scum in your own words as someone with more money than you is able to tar you you with your brush or smear you with the shit you spout.

Your parents must so proud and of the creature they raised.

Your not Harry Enfield are you?

[william]

As said come from nothing.

Ive not talked about where I come from before so how can you make assumptions ? broght up in an orphangae swore id never ever be without anything in the future. climbed that ladder and worked fucking hard to do so.

life is what you make it and you will meet people that want to take from you or piss you about

[David Johnson]

Yep, you can usually see them at Edinburgh Zoo. Apparently they are part of the Endangered Species Breeding Project.

[Gentleman]

Sorry for the assumption about the parents, but only for assuming you had some.

So raised in a opphanage which wouldn't exist in your perfect world because of your attitude to other people and wealth spreeading which isn't surprising entirely as social services kids only ever concerned about themselves.

[Bicycle Bum]

There is nothing more odious in this world than a man who has wealth but no class whatsoever. Imagine an orc dressed up in the clothing of an elf. That is you.

[Sam Slater]

So the taxpayers paid in to build your mum and dad's house, which they bought for a song and made a tidy profit from?

Interesting.

[spider]

Yep, you can usually see them at Edinburgh Zoo. Apparently they are part of the Endangered Species Breeding Project.

What are there more of in Scotland?

a) Pandas

b) Conservative MPs


An old one, but still funny.

[bamboo]

Someone's just watched the hobbit. !wink!