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"If I found some twunt letting my tyres down they'd get a nasty slap as well......"

Are you available for the Marlon Brando role for a remake of "On the Waterfront"?

Ya cudda been a contenda, Argie.

I cannot verify any of this, but apparently the gentleman concerned was just kneeling down alongside the wheel of a police van doing up his bootlace..