Papal Conclave

[bamboo]

Damn, I wish I'd thought to type that statement....oh wait.

[spider]

Some posting are so boring that I don't read them properly.

[bamboo]

Quite right Spider, don't let facts get in the way of what you deem to be humour.

That 'special' level of reading ability has no doubt served you well, as you move up the employment ladder.

[spider]

I'm unemployed.

That why I spend my days making postings onto forums like this.

I can't get a job because they are all being taken by these Eastern Europeans flooding into the country.

Doesn't matter though because I can live the life of Riley on benefits, have you seen how much they pay out in benefits these days?