Lets here it for British Perverts !!

[jimslip]

Yes thanks to us pornographers, millions of people now think they are sexual failures if they can't perform sex positions that would make a contortionist wince! There are now studies showing that adolescent boys are expecting their girlfriends to demand a DP on their first date!

In my day you would count yourself lucky if you got to hold hands on a first date and you'd by hanging out the bunting if you got a snog and a grope on your second!

What ever happened to 2 minutes missionary followed by a cuppa and a fag? That's all us from the "On The Buses" generation wanted until all these fucking foreigners arrived with their DP's and double anals and other foreign pervy stuff. Can you imagine what Olive would have thought of it?

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[Porn Baron]

I'm !idea! of making a claim off you for my bad back and sprained bollocks.

[Ken Shabby]

Ooh, Arthur!