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David Johnson
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Tory obsessive JimSlip

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"You still live in the land of Lord Snooty from the Beano, with this worn out old cliche that, "Cameron and Osborne, cos they're Old Etonions, don't understand the plight of the workin' man like what New Layba does!"

Wrong. I include a quote without comment and ask forumites to state who's quote it was.

"What utter bollocks! New Labour is made up of middle class moneyed lawyers, from crooked Blair through to Harvard educated Balls and son of a Church of Scotland minister, Gordon Brown and I believe your David milliband spent 2 seimesters at Harvard teaching economics, I expect he wanted to get in touch with his working class roots, by immersing himself with the most moneyed and privileged students in the World!lol.........really working class, eh guvna?"

See comment above. Did you struggle by any chance with your English Language classes, Jimski? Lucky for you they have only recently brought in language tests before you can get a UK passport. Personally I think its about time, immigrants like you had to resit the test.

Re. Balls, first he was not a "middle class moneyed lawyer". "Harvard educated" - he won a scholarship which was fully funded. As for Gordon Brown, I find it hilarious that you describe being the son of a "Church of Scotland minister" as if it was a passport to untold wealth. Lol. And David Miliband spending two semesters teaching at Harvard. Oooh you got me there Jimbo!!!!!

"You need to pinch yourself and realise we are now living in 2012 NOT in 1945 and your New Labour are a bunch of greedy business men, just like the Tories. "

Now, now Jimbo, you love the Tories, don't you? Look at yourself. Based on your posts, you hate the unemployed. You hate people in council houses because you were knocked back getting one in London which you could have then sold on at a huge profit. You hate anybody on benefits. You are a ToryBoy. Don't go back in the closet, Jimbo!!! Feel comfortable being what you are.

You know it makes sense!

!wink!
David Johnson
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And the answer is....

Post by David Johnson »

Current Tory MP, Nadine Dorries wages class war on the.....err, Tory leadership.

Jimbo re.

"You still live in the land of Lord Snooty from the Beano, with this worn out old cliche that, "Cameron and Osborne, cos they're Old Etonions, don't understand the plight of the workin' man like what New Layba does!"

all complaints to Tory Central Office, old bean!

!grin! !grin! !grin! !grin!

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David Johnson
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Alex/Peter

Post by David Johnson »

You two lads are a bit off the pace on this subject.

When he lost the last mayoral election, Livingstone made a living with speeches, writing, bit of broadcasting etc etc. And he employed two or three people related to this work. As a result he set up a limited company, something which millions of self-employed people do in the UK. In some industry sectors like IT work for example, you would struggle to get anyone to employ you for a contract if you didn't have a limited company.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012 ... ance-smear

"Ah, but you see, when others do it, it's tax evasion (illegal), and tax avoidance (legal) and both are very naughty and morally wrong. But when they do it themselves, it's called 'Tax planning' and is a perfectly acceptable thing to do!"

Peter struggles to understand basic accounting principles. In the Peter world, all tax for people not being in the employee box, falls into one of two areas:
1. Tax evasion (illegal)
2. Tax avoidance (legal) everybody else who decides to put the cost of a set of biros through a business, for example.

Unfortunately this is hopelessly wrong.
2. is divided into two parts.

2.1 Tax avoidance which usually involves certainly in corporate Britain, companies paying anything up to several millions to financial advisers to help them take advantage of convoluted loopholes which the Revenue would never envisage having been used. Tax avoidance loopholes may result in being made illegal.

2.2 Day to day tax recording/planning where you/your accountant claims expenses such as travel, stationery etc etc against their company business sales in a way which the Revenue have outlined as perfectly acceptable and for which they provide info/guidelines on Revenue websites.

Got it now lads?
jimslip
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Re: Wake up, David, we're in 2012 not 1945!

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You really are devoid of any new ideas comrade, all you can throw at me is, "Tory boy", "Daily Mail reader" and errm what else? No, that's it! You really are a poor excuse for a New Labour activist if your only weapons are false labels and insults, as I recall these were the main weapons that Mao Tse Tung used against his opponents...........as well as imprisonment, torture and execution!

Of course in your black and white, brainless, psuedo Socialist world, if you dislike New Labour, then by definition YOU MUST be a Tory. Even your own party has stopped behaving like you, you are a dinosaur man, pull yourself together! God help us if we ever get a parliament with a majority of people like you!

David Johnsons en masse marching on the headquarters of BGAFD to arrest dissenters?Perhaps a terrifying insight into the dreams or fantasies of our resident New Labour "activist?" or more like, "Tory activist".!grin!

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David Johnson
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ToryBoy Jimbo

Post by David Johnson »

"all you can throw at me is, "Tory boy", "Daily Mail reader" and errm what else? No, that's it!"

Accurate description, my dear chap. Sometimes I get a tad bored tearing your argument to shreds. Forgive me if I give it a miss now and again.

"Of course in your black and white, brainless, psuedo Socialist world, if you dislike New Labour, then by definition YOU MUST be a Tory. Even your own party has stopped behaving like you, you are a dinosaur man, pull yourself together! God help us if we ever get a parliament with a majority of people like you!"

Steady on old bean. Saw some excellent black and white photos by Irving Penn and others at the Tate North in Liverpool recently. Wonderful one of a young Greta Garbo with that soft focus, beauty dish look. Ace!

"David Johnsons en masse marching on the headquarters of BGAFD to arrest dissenters?Perhaps a terrifying insight into the dreams or fantasies of our resident New Labour "activist?" or more like, "Tory activist".

Drop us a line with your address and I'll arrest you a week on Tuesday.

5.30pm suit? Bring a lengthy book e.g. Charles Dickens "David Copperfield" or better still Robert Tressell's "Ragged Trousered Philanthropists".

We'll put you in the Scrubs ToryBoy wing. Leave you free to moan all day long about benefit scroungers, disabled freeloaders, unemployed chavs, shooting looters, THe Twin Towers brought down by remote controlled bananas, council tenants and New Labour bastards and last but by no means least, the hard done by squeezed middle, taxed into poverty, namely your good self.

!wink!
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