My god, I'm rich !

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max_tranmere
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My reply....

Post by max_tranmere »

I thought I would email this tool back, and ask what I need to do to get the cash. Here is what I sent him (I have called myself Herman Robinson):

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Hello my good friend Hassan Ali Hassan,

Thank you for your email. My name is Herman Robinson and I am keen to receive all the money you talk about in the email. Can you give me more details about how I can get the money? I would like to get it as I am keen to buy some nice houses with the millions in cash I am due. My wife and I enjoy hang-gliding and we can buy some gliders. My daughter likes pony's and we can buy a pony farm. My son likes car racing and we can buy many cars. Can you contact me with details of how we can get our millions? I am sorry to hear that my relatives have all died in a plane crash but the money sounds nice! So Hassan Ali Hassan please contact me about what I need to do to get the money.

Regards, and best wishes to your wife and daughter and sons,

Herman Robinson.

ENDS

--Let's see what this bell-end says when he replies!
Lizard
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Re: My reply....

Post by Lizard »

With a name like 'Herman' he'll probably think your taking the piss.

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max_tranmere
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He has replied !!

Post by max_tranmere »

This goon has just sent me the following reply! I can't be bothered to reply tonight but I will reply tomorrow.

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My dear friend ,

Thank you for your response to my email, I really appreciate your willingness to assist me in this business and I can assure you that so you can be able to deal with me sincerely and honestly that we will have a smooth and successful business. I have to explain to you that what I sent to you is a business proposal which means that it is not mandatory or compulsory that you will help me, but the proposal, after writing this, I beg you to help me and have realized this.

I want to also bring to your notice that if this business will bring some problems as I am not going to be a part of it because I do not want my name in this country become stained, so I want to assure you that this transaction is 100 risk / obstacle free why because before I contacted you I have perfected a strategy that will ensure smooth and barrier-free transactions primarily because of my position in this bank.

All I need from you is honesty, sincerity and abidance to my instructions because I like your eyes on this bank, I am in your man, your advice and advocacy on what you do, what I need from you is sincerity and honesty even after These funds are transferred to your account. As you can see in my letter of proposal of this money has been lying in the bank after the death of the owner of the alien in this country Burkina Faso, and unfortunately the customer was killed with his wife and children on July 31, 2000 in a plane crash, since then all attempts to get all his relatives and since proofed fails then this money has been in active accounts.

Now because of my position in this bank, I have worked in this bank until thirteen years, I have decided to use my position to present a reliable and competent foreign as next of kin to the deceased to be paid this money after approval was given for the payment of this money will transferred to one of your nominated bank account and immediately after this is done I will come to your country to see the investment climate in there .. Once the transaction is over all documents relating to the deceased customer's account will be destroyed and the records in our computer system will be removed to ensure that in a million years later the body will have reason to remember this account again.What you have to do now is to convince me your ability to do this business with me by calling me on the telephone +226-77308398

In addition, there is a text from my application will be sent to you immediately after talking to you, you fill out and send to the Bank is as real and the only beneficiaries of this fund, which I will be here at the bank to provide adequate instructions and information important to be necessary by you.
Back to me so I will send you a text of application you will fill out and send to the email address the bank as next of kin.

I would like to hear from you that you will not disapoitment me when this money is transferred to your account. then I can send you the text of an application you will fill out and send to the bank as next of kin.

Thanks and remain blessed for your work.

Waiting to hear from you after you read this message.
Thanks
Best Regards
Mr.hassan ali

ENDS
Lizard
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Re: He has replied !!

Post by Lizard »

I think it's a hoax Max. I don't think he has any intention of giving you the money.

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max_tranmere
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Re: He has replied !!

Post by max_tranmere »

You don't say!
Lizard
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Re: He has replied !!

Post by Lizard »

.....lol.

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Re: He has replied !!

Post by Zorro »

Tell him you don't have a mobile phone so can't text, can he e mail you the application, see what he says.

Then set up fake e mail address just for this.
max_tranmere
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Here is my new reply to him !

Post by max_tranmere »

I have replied to this dickhead and have demanded to know the answers to some complex questions. Let's see if he does the research and answers all these points!

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We are looking forward to getting our money!

To my dear friend Ali Hassan Ali,

Thank you for your email reply. Me and my wife and childen are very excited about all the millions we are about to receive and are already making plans! We are looking at houses to buy, and we have also found details of a pony farm that we are going to buy for my daughter. My son has his eye on two new Ferrari's and a Porsche. I mentioned he is keen on cars. We are also in the process of booking a hang-gliding holiday for me and my wife, and buying a number of hang-gliders, as hang-gliding is our hobby.

It is likely that once we receive the money we will be liable to pay some tax on the inheritance, and we are hoping to minimise that. Our family has joint Dutch-American nationality, and we are intending to bank all the cash initially, prior to spending it, and I need some information from you about tax implications and whether us placing the money in an off-shore account would be benefitical and would minimise tax. We need to know what advantages there will be for us with our joint-nationality status.

Can you look into the following matters for me and let me know details:

1. If we place the money in an off-shore account in the Caymen Islands, would that help us minimise the tax we have to pay upon receiving it - bearing in mind that we have joint Dutch-American nationality?

2. The bank in question, located in the Caymen Islands, has a subsiduary in Mexico. What would be the tax benefits for someone banking vast amounts of cash who is joint Dutch-American and who places the funds in a bank in Mexico that has its parent bank in the Caymen Islands?

3. If the hang-gliding company that we are buy the gliders through is located in the USA, but is owned by another firm that is based in Sweden (this is the case, the hang-gliding company mentioned it on their website) could we as joint Dutch-American nationals, who move money out of the bank in Mexico, that has its parent bank in the Caymen Islands, actually claim the tax back on the money we are spending - with us having paid the tax on the inheritance initially? How would all this work?

4. The purchase of the pony farm, which is based in Hawaii, could be something we could possibly minimise the intial tax outlay from the inheritance from, bearing in mind our nationality status, and also the location of the bank we put the money into, and also the fact it is owned by another bank located in the Caymen Islands. Could we claim some tax back on that expenditure, and make the initial inheritance actually tax free?

5. The purchase of the sports cars, for my son, involves buying them in the States. The car showroom selling them is solely American owned. A Dutch-American national, purchasing via the account from Mexico, owned by the Caymen Islands bank, could mean we can claim some tax back on the intitial inheritance. We that be so?

Please advise on all these points.

We are excited about getting the money Hassan Ali Hassan but we need to know the answers to these questions. Could you also please email the form confirming the transfer of the monies, and tell me when we will be getting it. We can't wait! Ponies, cars, hang-gliding equipment, houses - it's all coming our way! We are very excited.

I look forward to your detailed reply. It is a shame that all our relatives were wiped out in the plane crash. Do you know if they recovered the bodies or not?

Your friend,

Herman Robinson
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Re: My god, I'm rich !

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I had a tunnel built under the road to the park. Only cost 6mil

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max_tranmere
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He has responded !

Post by max_tranmere »

This wombat has just sent me the following reply. It is clearly a stock response that has been slightly altered to attempt to at least reference one or two things I put in my last email to him. Most of what I said went unanswered. It is in this reply however that the guy is now asking me to front up some money to him. The dickhead clearly expects me to. If I did, I obviously would never hear from him again. I will reply to him again in the next day or so, just to waste some more of his time!

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Answer to your questions,

Dear Friend,

Thank for your reply. After receiving this fund in your bank account, everybody shall have his own share according to the percentage and after that, you are free to use yours share in any investment of your choice. I strongly believe that after going through the details that I forward to you, is it stated that this transaction will involve some expenses before gets into your bank account, I want you to know that during this transaction, you shall be require to met up with some upfront fees for the benefit of this transaction to be completed.

Answer to your questions,

All the expenses concerning this fund shall be pay before receiving the fund into your bank account. You shall not pay any tax after the fund has get into your bank account all the require tax shall be pay during the process.

All I want you to do for now is to fill the application form that am sending to you and forward to our bank as next of kin. Below is the form.

****************************** ****************************** ****************************** ***************

Below is the application form fill it completely and then send it to our bank as the Next of kin/beneficiary and get back to me.


Email addresses : boatelexbf@aol.fr OR telexboabf@aol.fr


****************************** ****************************** *************************
ATTN: MR. ZONGO MUSA,
THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DIRECTOR,
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA),
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso ,
Email addresses : boatelexbf@aol.fr OR telexboabf@aol.fr
Tel/Fax: 00226 504 20179.

Sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE RELEASE AND SUBSEQUENT TRANSFER OF MY INHERITANCE FUNDS OF US$10.500 MILLION FROM ACCOUNT NUMBER N? BOA/BF/0.024578356.

I am the next of kin to late Jerome N. Snaga, your deceased customer who held the above account number with your bank, and who died in plane crash.

My Late brother Jerome N. Snaga died in a plane crash with his family I discovered the said account information in my late brother bedroom in American, and as his next of kin, I respectfully demand to your esteemed office to release and transfer these funds into my nominated receiving bank information stated below.

1) Bank Name: .............................. ..
2) Bank Address: .............................. .............
3) Account Number........................ ................
4) Phone Number........................ ...................

5) Fax number........................ ........................

6) Receiving Country: .............................. ...

7 Email address .............................. .................

8) Age........................... .............................. ...
9) Profession.................... .............................. .
10) Position...................... .............................. .
11) Sex........................... .............................. ..
12) Marital....................... .............................. .
13) Account holder name.......................... ......


I shall appreciate your punctual attention towards this application like I sombrely pledge to tolerate by all your etiquette and transactional requirements.

Yours Faithfully,

ENDS
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