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Spot on Jim.

Damn Jim I was gonna say the same thing but I have to ask: Whats so wrong watching porn and jacking off to it? Whats so sad about that? That a real girlfriend is better?

Yeah, way better if she watches porn with you and you shag each others brains out.

Watching porn is a personal issue and people shouldnbt be afraid to admit they enjoy it.

Why did Jacqui Smiths fella watch porn? Do we really need to answer that?

Its like that age old argument about the man being more interested in porn than his woman, well, all romantic notions aside about relationships, if your lady is not as dynamic as the man would like then of ocurse porn is going to be seen as a solution to fil that void

The great thing about porn is that it doesnt answer back but then if your talking to the girl on the screen then maybe thats a bit sad I'll agree

Jacqui Smith, yeah this is the woman that pushed the extreme porn bill through but knew nothing about the production of it then feels she has to go on a moral crusade about it because she got busted for expenses for her fella watching it then shouts down anyone who tries to utter an opinion on national TV so she can get heard.

Still doesnt change the fact your fella watched porn though does it Jacqui? Dont blame the poor guy for enjoying a bit of porn. hes a red blooded male who is programmed by nature to respond to sexual images.

Thats what it was made for

Sorry for the long tirade but someone said Jacqui Smith and it got me started!

Yeh, I know what you mean Terry.

Thank you Mr Slip for your kind words.

When ever you reply to one of my posts I always feel like I should do what Wayne and Garth do when they meet Alice Cooper in Wayne?s World.

Drop to my knees, prostrate myself and start repeating ?I?m not worthy, I?m not worthy?.

I?m a great admirer of your work.

I nearly said ?your body of work?, but I certainly don?t want you to get the wrong idea.

It?s certainly not your body I?m interested in when I watch your films. I must say I was particularly impressed with Miss A. Hott this week! Phew!

I read Mr Rhino?s comment and couldn?t believe my eyes.

I thought for a moment I must have been posting to the wrong forum for all these years.

BGAFD, British Girl Adult Film Database. Have I misunderstood this completely I though.

It?s a strange world isn?t it?

That should be "I thought."

Quite right Tel, let the fella enjoy himself..

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Many years ago I used to duplicate VHS tapes and a disgruntled employee sneaked some dodgy "Big Juicy Jugg" vids into a consignment of 2000 tapes for the Church of England. The programme was called "A Moment of Prayer".

The idea was each vicar would put on the tape for his brethren and then go out and sort out the tea and biscuits. The hilarious thing is, that the first image on the screen that came up was exactly like the one of Michele Thorne on the pic you've pasted.

Naturally the Archbishop who'd ordered the tapes went mental and we started getting calls from all over the country from vicars, some jokingly asking if we had any more. We didn't know whether to laugh or cry. It was picturing the image of shock on the pensioners faces watching some bird shaking her giant juggs on the TV screen, that the vicars' would have seen as they came back into the room with the tray of tea and bikkies, that still makes me laugh even after all this time!

Imagine the vicars red faced saying, "Honestly, I had no idea!" "Yeah, sure vicar, got anything a bit stronger?" chortle!, chortle!

Luckily for us there were actually only about 25 rogue tapes in the consignment, but at the time we didn't know whether it was all 2000 tapes!

I don't know if you're being sarcastic or this is a major *headslap* moment.