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"Welcome to your return to talking about things political. I knew it was only a question of time."

Sadly, you are wrong, David. Whilst I enjoy the prospect of "all out war with no prisoners taken" or rather the fighting as depicted in my posting of the "Battley Townswomen's Guild" reenactment of Pearl Harbour, I am unable to engage you in a mud soaked battle of hand bag fighting at the present time. I am happy to leave you to make your points and merely, on occasion, contribute with a witty, satirical observation.

I leave the rostrum in your capable hands!

New Labour's "Professional Traffic Cone" recruitment programme in action! "Unlike the Tories we propose to get Britain working again!"

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"I am happy to leave you to make your points and merely, on occasion, contribute with a witty, satirical observation.

I leave the rostrum in your capable hands!"

You are as always, too kind!

Cheers
D

Jimbo,
Brilliant idea. That's exactly what we need for our unemployed 16-18 year olds without qualifications who struggle with arithmetic and basic english sentence construction.

Gets them into the habit of work etc etc.

I will give a quick call to Ed to see if there is room for an ideas man like yourself in the Shadow Business Dept. working as a consultant. ?1000 a day and all the frappacino you can drink.

Are you free for lunch wtih Rebekah Brooks, a week on Tuesday?

CHeers
D

Alas David I am far too intelligent a and creative to be offered work by either party. Both Parties demand, "qualities" in their staff that I lack. These are gross stupidity and a complete and total lack of imagination.

The Perfect" Tory or Labour MP is a lobotomised, amoral, toff, with a law degree and an unrelenting thirst for lining their own pockets.

The rest of us can only aspire to the lofty ideals, intelligence and near Gandhi-like sainthood that you possess, Jimbo.

You are indeed an example to us all.

Cheers
D

PS. Was it you I saw cross-legged in a loincloth outside St. Pancras today?

Doesn't matter who's in charge - NuLabour, BluLabour, the LibDems or any combination of the above.

They're all shite, all proven failures and all out of touch with the ordinary man in the street.

The entire UK system needs a "Plan B" if you ask me.

UKIP is the future.

- Eric

UKIP is the future?

BNP in tweed jackets more like.

http://www.ekklesia.co.uk/node/11611

Cheers
D

Sorry David, I don't concur.

- Eric