I think what's sad is the manner in which he was found. If anyone has ever used a "Portaloo" at a Rock Festival, make no mistake, the inside of one is a true insight of Hell itself. A stinking, foul, claustrophobic hovel, overflowing with urine, faeces and soaking, soiled, toilet paper!
Make no mistake, to be found in that manner and for your family to have this as a last image of you, collapsed in such a dreadful place, does not bear thinking about!
It is a foolhardy man, that makes jest of someone who has passed on in this manner, for he tempts the ever searching finger of Providence to point in his direction!!tut!
Tory MP Dies on the WC at Glasters.....
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I read over the weekend about some perv in the US, (I think we can all agree he was a perv) about a man being found *in* the portaloo, actually sitting in it, in order to spy on it's users.
He was spotted by someone and made a run for it, and ended up getting away with it, as onlookers said the security and police seem reluctant to rugby tackle him for some reason.
He was spotted by someone and made a run for it, and ended up getting away with it, as onlookers said the security and police seem reluctant to rugby tackle him for some reason.
We have need of you again, great king.
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Someone should invent a self cleaning portaloo. When you close the door, jets of steam and high pressure water literally jet clean all the shit through a hole in the floor into a pipe and then hot air dries it all off. People would happily pay a couple of quid to have a dump in one of these! You'd make a fortune!!cigar!
The problem with Rock Festivals they're full of people who've been eating crap from stalls, hot dogs, burgers, and even worse all the lentils and health food shit, which is a recipe for, "Portaloo Hell!". As the good, Scotty from Star Trek would have said, "There's too much shit Cap'n, the toilets ca nay take it!" !happy!
Another idea would be to make all festival goers have Imodium on entry to the camp. This would curb a mountain shit, at least till they all got home!
The problem with Rock Festivals they're full of people who've been eating crap from stalls, hot dogs, burgers, and even worse all the lentils and health food shit, which is a recipe for, "Portaloo Hell!". As the good, Scotty from Star Trek would have said, "There's too much shit Cap'n, the toilets ca nay take it!" !happy!
Another idea would be to make all festival goers have Imodium on entry to the camp. This would curb a mountain shit, at least till they all got home!
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jimslip wrote:
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> Another idea would be to make all festival goers have Imodium
> on entry to the camp. This would curb a mountain shit, at least
> till they all got home!
>
>
Don't know why, but when I did Reading '82, I didn't go for the whole 3 days, and I'm a once a day guy. Maybe it was the thought of those bogs that made my body refuse to let me go there.
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> Another idea would be to make all festival goers have Imodium
> on entry to the camp. This would curb a mountain shit, at least
> till they all got home!
>
>
Don't know why, but when I did Reading '82, I didn't go for the whole 3 days, and I'm a once a day guy. Maybe it was the thought of those bogs that made my body refuse to let me go there.
We have need of you again, great king.
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"Don't know why, but when I did Reading '82, I didn't go for the whole 3 days"
You need to find out why! There could be big bucks in whatever bound you up like that. I can already see it in Boots, "No More Shit", "Dumps? Git outta here!" or, even the TV ad, "Too busy to take a dump? Then you need , "Hold That Steamer!"
!cigar!!cigar!!cigar!
You need to find out why! There could be big bucks in whatever bound you up like that. I can already see it in Boots, "No More Shit", "Dumps? Git outta here!" or, even the TV ad, "Too busy to take a dump? Then you need , "Hold That Steamer!"
!cigar!!cigar!!cigar!
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Winner of Best TVX series 2011, "Laras Anal Adventures"