Things you would rather not have said

[David Johnson]

It's amazing the number of women who have said exactly the same about me!!!

Hey, Yawnfuck you aren't... Oh no!

Cheers
D

[David Johnson]

To be fair and I know you are fairness personified, it wasn't Gordon Brown that went bust it was the global financial system.

!wink! !wink!

D

[David Johnson]

I have organised a conference for you Eric.

Its going to be in Manchester, week after next and attended by the TORY chair of the Local Government Association, the leader of the LIB DEM group in the LGA, the Labour leader of Manchester council and the TORY LIB DEM leaders of the Birmingham Council. I have also got the TORY leader of Blackpool Council who thinks Eric Pickles is talking out his arse to come along.

I have also got senior LIB DEM representatives from the 17 councils that wrote to the Times today slating the governments cuts.

They all agree with each other and disagree with you. The provisional title for your talk is
"Stop messing about and run your councils properly!!"

Tea will be provided. Bring your own biscuits.

No cans of Cameron piss allowed on the premises!

It should be a great day out.

Cheers
D

[Alex L]

Ok, sorry, not exactly "on message" as regards the thread title but thought this was particularly appropriate for David:

"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."

Margaret Thatcher.

[David Johnson]

Here's one from Britain's premier knob jockey, David Cameron.

""What I can tell you is any cabinet minister, if I win the election, who comes to me and says: 'Here are my plans' and they involve frontline reductions, they'll be sent straight back to their department to go away and think again".

Err, right

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[David Johnson]

"When I'm right I'm right. When I'm wrong, I'm wrong"

Me.

[jimslip]

"We are all tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime. The debate between 'liberals' and 'hardliners' is over."

Tony "Quel surprise" Blair

[Lizard]

"Here's one from Britain's premier knob jockey, David Cameron."

"What I can tell you is any cabinet minister, if I win the election, who comes to me and says: 'Here are my plans' and they involve frontline reductions, they'll be sent straight back to their department to go away and think again"......

I see, that will be the Election of 2010 that he didn't win will it? Don,t you have some Donkey's to feed..

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"C'mon Johnson, you promised us a carrot each if we voted for you!!

[David Johnson]

"I see, that will be the Election of 2010 that he didn't win will it? "

So we can blame it all on the Lib Dems can we?

!wink! !wink!

[jimslip]

"Our commitment to the post-Saddam humanitarian effort will be total. We shall help Iraq move towards democracy. And put the money from Iraqi oil in a UN trust fund so that it benefits Iraq and no-one else."............

Tony !puke! Blair