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Don't know about checking your email every 5 mins, are you checking your on-line back account every few minutes as well? LOL

At least back in the old days Eric, the woman would marry you first before rogering the arse out of your credit card.

To paraphrase a very good actor, "You may think that, I cannot possibly comment further"

@ spider: I don't need to keep checking my bank account because I haven't been using it this past week. I'm puzzed as to why you would think I need to.

@ Deano: We're going to get married so it's okay. Anyway I trust her. With a name like "Blessing" how could I not? She's clearly a committed churchgoer and a scrupulously honest person.

- Eric

Flat Eric...You are truly bless.

It proves one thing. God lives and Jesus truly loves you to bless you with such beauty and kindness

Flat Eric, I'm sorry about what I said about your bank account.

Now, I've come in to a very small quantity of magic beans and because you are my special friend I'm happy to let you have a few for just a very small remuneration.

This isn't an offer I?d make to just anyone.

I wondered if you'd be interested, let's say five hundred quid for half a dozen. What do you think?

You are having a run of really good luck here. A lovely, young, rich girlfriend in Africa and now I'm offering you magic beans.

You can't go wrong.

spider - the magic beans sound great. I'll take 'em!

But are you sure that 500 for half a dozen is enough?

So how about a grand, and I'll take a 2 dozen off your hands?

I mean, I wouldn't want to take liberties, and I'll be happy to share in my good fortune once the money from my new lady-love comes through. It's not as if I won't be able to afford it after all.

Still not heard back from her yet, but I'm sure it's just a technical glitch. E-mail servers can get a bit overloaded at weekends.

- Eric

Wasnt Seb Coes Maggies right hand man?

He was one of a few.