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Well, we had the 7/7 bombings, 4 and a half years ago, and apparently about 30 similar things have been stopped in their final stages of planning by the Police and the Security Service in recent years. Gun crime is up 50% in the last year, I heard that figure this week. I'm not depressed about this - if it happens it happens.

That could be a reason. I heard though that the guy they recently nicked who tried to blow up the plane on Christmas day was a contributing factor to the level being increased.

"The 7/7 bombers were all home grown terrorists and I heard tonight that MI5 are monitoring 2,000 individuals in the UK (all want to kill us, none can be expelled because of that wonderful thing called The Human Rights Act that Tony Blair signed)."

If the above is true i.e. 2000 individuals in the UK, all of whom want to kill us, then Muslim terrorists must be the most incompetent bunch of terrorists since time immemorial.

Get hold of a gun, shoot a lot of people in a shopping precinct. How hard can that be, if you are determined to kill people?

"Increase in gun crime in London"
Those discharging the firearms and those being shot at are young teenagers involved in "respect shootings" to settle petty disputes with little thought of the consequences, say police and community leaders. More and more such shootings involve a gunshot to the leg, echoing the punishment attacks meted out in Northern Ireland. Detectives say that pointing a gun at the shin or knee is a deliberate tactic to avoid any chance the victim will die, risking a 30-year mandatory.

At times, Max, you do come across like Fraser in Dad's Army - "We're all doomed, doomed!"

Are you frightened Max ? That's what they want. Check out Adam Curtis' 'The Power Of Nightmares' the premise is .. in the postwar period politicians promised to deliver to us our dreams (eg prosperity and the 'good life'), now instead they merely promise to protect us from our nightmares eg bogeymen like Bin Laden.

Is that how you choose to live Max ? There is a choice !

It's like the 'doomsday clock' during the coldwar Max. Serves only to put the frighteners on people .. if you choose.

From TV American Dad (from the same team as Family Guy), the family headed by CIA Agent Stan Smith:


Stan Smith: Francine, you be very careful out there today, we're at terror alert orange! Which means something might go down somewhere in some way at some point in time.....[shouts] So look sharp!

Hayley Smith [sarcastically]: You know, Dad, it's great how you and your CIA buddies have created a fun little system to keep the masses paralyzed in fear.

Stan Smith: You like shaving your armpits, Hayley? Do you? 'Cause if the terrorists take over this country that's the first thing to go!

[toast pops up and Stan empties the entire magazine of his handgun into the toaster]

Hayley Smith: It's just toast, Dad.

Stan Smith: This time it was toast, Hayley. This time....

RoddersUK has gone through 15 toasters this year.

Incompetent British Muslim terrorists are the topic of the upcoming sitcom "Four Lions" from the creator of Brass Eye, Chris Morris, which is being hailed as the new "Dads Army".

"In three years of research, Chris Morris has spoken to terrorism experts, imams, police, secret services and hundreds of Muslims. Even those who have trained and fought jihad report the frequency of farce. At training camps young jihadis argue about honey, cry for their mums, shoot each other?s feet off, chase snakes and get thrown out for smoking.
A minute into his martyrdom video, a would-be bomber looks puzzled and says "what was the question again?"
On millennium eve, five jihadis set out to ram a US warship. They slipped their boat into the water and carefully stacked it with explosives. It sank.

Terrorist cells have the same group dynamics as stag parties and five a side football teams. There is conflict, friendship, misunderstanding and rivalry. Terrorism is about ideology, but it?s also about berks."

Trailer here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZVfyQyu9RY

Chris Morris is one of the few geniuses around in tv today.In fact id say the only genius,on a par with Coogans Alan Partridge.