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I was recently doing a little tour of the west coast... San Francisco, LA and Las Vegas with a little day trip into Arizona.

San Francisco was nice...very liberal but there were far too many nutters n homeless people and i found it a bit dirty tbh.

Vegas was a building site and didnt live up to my expectations but the weather was nice n hot.

However, Los Angeles was absolutely amazing! Could really see myself living out there (if i was single lol) Really made me realise that i totally regret not going out there in 2004 when i had the chance.

Private villa in Cyprus for me for the warmth and the scoff and the people.

For scenery and scoff and people a drive from Calgary to Vancouver.

Afghanistan!!

Locals are very warm and friendly and the fireworks show they put on every night is a joy to behold ... only downside can be the roads are not the best, but that is a small price to pay.

Cartegena, Colombia.

Costa Rica, Cuba, Iceland (surprisingly good value at the moment).

I loved Rome and Florence in Italy. I don't know how to explain it but the atmosphere was very pleasant and made me feel very endeared to the place.

Munich in Germany was a very interesting place - they have a museum of engineering and technology which is fantastic for techno-nerds like me. Plus the Germans are very polite and most speak English which makes me feel a bit thick for barely being able to speak any German. I didn't mention the war.

Paris would be nice if the Parisians fucked off out of it! But the French outside Paris are very nice - a different species almost. Atherns was a piss-dump as far as city cleanliness and air 'quality' goes but the girls were jizz magnets. Pity they get old so quickly.

Mars was quite hot and the locals spoke this weird language which sounded like bubbling jellyfish and ......OK I'm pissed.

Ibiza because of it's size really. Some spectacular coastlines and easy to get around. A bit like the Isle Of Wight with sun in my book.

Australia because I just love everything Australian and would gladly move there tomorrow if I could.

San Francisco because of it's spectacular views and sights a I suppose.

Next up would be Paris & St Petersburg (Russia).

Been to,

Singapore, wonderfull.
Borneo, wonderfull.
Brunei, wonderfull.
Malaya, wonderfull.
Canada, fucking fannntasssticcc.
Cyprus, wondefull.
Denmark, wonderfull.
US. so so.
France. Beautiful, but unfortunately full of frogs.
Germany. Beautiful and tolerable, but like France the place would be better without the inhabitants.
Ulster, fucking dangerous a few years ago, but now quite nice.
Dominican Republic. Take a suitcase full of anti shit tablets.
Goa. Take 2 suitcases full of anti shit tablets.
Jamaica, shitty and dangerous.
Belize, a complete shithole. Where God sticks the tube when giving the world an enema.
Mexico. Watch out for the gun waving bandits.

I make no apologies for these observations and if anyone disagrees then I say bollocks. These places are as I found them.