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a scene with robyn rider when she says" jism up my jacksie" classic

"My husband fucks everything with hair between their legs, except squirrels."

Actually this was said in German (my translation), by Olinka in Supergirls for Love.

"if you want this job, you'd better get on your knees; its blow job or no job!" ....to Harmony Hex in a relish production

also Suzie Best:

"i'll leave the plumbing to you, you leave the fucking to me"

Two lines that I always stans out for me...big Harmony and Suzie fan!

One film I brought back from Prague was subtitled, and had a scene set in a fitness centre (usual story, 2 girls working there, start to lez up, then interrupted by 2 guys etc etc).

Line of the film? While both girls are sucking the guys off, one guy turns to the other and says (or so the subtitles would have us believe) "ah. yes. this sure beats the muscle conditioning gym".

Laughed so much it put me off my stroke...

Watching with porn with sound...I'd rather spare my ears

I have a film where Lee Henshaw is having a threesome with Laura Hermansen and Angel Long. He is doing Laura doggy-style, pulls out, and then he cums, shooting his huge load all over Laura's arse cheeks and all over Angel's face. Lee then says 'do you like spunk all over your face then?'. 'Mmmm...' says Angel. 'GOOD!!' explains Lee with fervour!

'This one's for the guys from the Reigate fire station'

Ugggghhhhh.....

' Mum!! What are you doing here?!?!?'

An American vid from the early 70s: a pale white girl is joined on a bed by a black guy and a white guy. The black guy says: "The honky can have yo' beaver, but I want your little brown hole, mama!"