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Depends what you think made Britain 'great'. I chose what other cultures admired about the Brits, not what they feared/hated.

I'd say colonialism made us more rich than great.

At least then Britain was respected.Now we seem to the laughing stock of the world.
Even our own people don't trust our government or the myriad of top civil servants who only seem interested in lining there own pockets.
I'm not saying we must instil fear in everybody but how much fear does your average yob have of the law nowadays? I don't say bring "back the birch" but without some respect (maybe caused by fear of retribution) where are we ?
Britain was once a world power but now I feel we're more like world class wimps.

21. Make it compulssory for all hot chicks to have sex with me at
least once a day, and to have a NHS hip-replacement unit on
permanent standby outside me gaff.

Lizard wrote:

> 1.Get rid of all Supermarkets.
except M&S.

> 2.All Truckers and taxi drivers to be over 55
Ban the lot of them.

> 4.Bring back ricketts and more traditional Illnesses
I have rickets, and it ain't funny. I also have Tay-Sachs, supra-
ventricular tachycardia and chronic hypochondria.

> 5.Stop paying footballers
Pay them in LV's instead.


> 6.Scrap 50% of all cars, and white vans
No, just scrap all white vans. Bastards, the lot of them.


> 7.Bring back hanging, but only for muggers and burglars.
Hang bankers and estate-agents.


> 8.New National anthem
How about 'Things can only get Better'?


> 9.Get rid of satellite television
Fine; I'm on cable.


> 10.Nationalise Everything...twice
They've already done that, haven't they?


> 11.Ban Fake tan
No, just the morons who use it. Send them to Greenland, who need
an influx of fresh morons to dig snow.


> 12.Put truants in chain gangs
Kill truants with chain-saws.


> 13.Shut down all budget airlines
Except those flying to Leicester. We cvan threaten muggers with
this and cut crime at a stroke.


> 4.Close the channel tunnel, just invade France and take it
> over
Good God- WHY????? It's full of French people.


> 15.Force teachers to actually work in a school, and look older
> than the pupils.
Force their assessors to work in a school, first.


> 16.Make cruelty to Animals punishable by lethal Injection.
Except grey squirrels. I hate the little bleeders. Oh, and woodlice- one
of them bastards ate my cat.


> 17.Ban Advertising
Some hope.


> 18.Give everyone an allotment, and a whippet
Give everyone a whipment, and a 2-lb goose for Xmas.

> 19.Make all Universities free
Of lice?


> 20.Dont let anyone who proffeses to "Love living in London" out
> of London.
Don't let anyone out of London. Except me.

Any stupid pommy bastards criticizing Britain would be sent around the world to see what piss holes most other places are.

A new Benny Hill must be found and allowed to make shows without worrying about the dreaded political correctness monster.

Let's n?ke Orstrilia !!!!!

I just got a boxed set of Benny Hill Annuals and it's still good and certainly some of the things said would make the PC brigade cringe. Some of the things even made me do double take and I'm not very PC oriented.

Make birds wear mini-skirts all the time.