Becuase the last prophet Mohammed, the wise, the merciful, and peace be upon him, doesn't like Teddy Bears!
Was he a murderer? Yes! Was he a thief? Yes! Did he have sex with children? Yes! But call him a Teddy Bear and you'll be sorry!
What the fuck is going on...
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[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
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Just as well she didn't get them to paint any pictures of this big teddy "Mohammed" or we would have had rioting in the streets.
I agree with Lizard (who said):
"Nuke the backward squirrels then pinch their nuts!!"
so from this day forth Lizard's followers declare war with the Sudanese ... we will have the element of surprise what with our great camouflage n' stuff.
I agree with Lizard (who said):
"Nuke the backward squirrels then pinch their nuts!!"
so from this day forth Lizard's followers declare war with the Sudanese ... we will have the element of surprise what with our great camouflage n' stuff.
PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
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I now rename myself for I have changed faith, from this day forth you must call me by my new holy name "Rupert DeBear Mohammed".
Please bear with me I will give all my disciples scriptures of what can and cannot be said or done against my holyness shortly ... for now a simple bow of your head when I grace this unholy forum will suffice.
Please bear with me I will give all my disciples scriptures of what can and cannot be said or done against my holyness shortly ... for now a simple bow of your head when I grace this unholy forum will suffice.
PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
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Ignore him.
Follow the gourd.
Follow the gourd.
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Jacques wrote:
> Everybody knows someone called Mohammed, so why can you call
> someone Mohammed but not a Teddy bear Mohammed?
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Something to do with not calling inanimate objects Mohammed. So calling your pig Mohammed is ok then!
> Everybody knows someone called Mohammed, so why can you call
> someone Mohammed but not a Teddy bear Mohammed?
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Something to do with not calling inanimate objects Mohammed. So calling your pig Mohammed is ok then!
We have need of you again, great king.
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"It'll fucking serve her right if she gets a hundred lashes. Let's see her write to The Guardian to praise the wonderful work of the Sudanese government (in the light of globalisation and imperialist oppression) after that!"
Priceless! Dibbs, always the voice of reason.
Priceless! Dibbs, always the voice of reason.
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Wel done Crofter, you have been appointed 'rear gunner', (thought you,d like that.)
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You've got to wonder why anyone of foreign extraction would be working in sudan at the minute given the massacres that these people perpetrated at darfor
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Just like the soldiers Iran captured, and then released. This is just a perfect opportunity for Islam to show it's mercy.
The woman will be freed as a token of how merciful, and tolerant Islam can be.
I said the soldiers Iran arrested would be freed without charge, and they were. They got the admission of guilt, and then let them go. LOOK HOW NICE WE ARE, WORLD! was the message they wanted to give out, and it's the same again here.
I'd be very, very surprised if she is convicted as Islam cannot be seen to be so (officially)stupid and intolerant right now. They know the world is watching and so will be set free.
It's only politics isn't it?
The woman will be freed as a token of how merciful, and tolerant Islam can be.
I said the soldiers Iran arrested would be freed without charge, and they were. They got the admission of guilt, and then let them go. LOOK HOW NICE WE ARE, WORLD! was the message they wanted to give out, and it's the same again here.
I'd be very, very surprised if she is convicted as Islam cannot be seen to be so (officially)stupid and intolerant right now. They know the world is watching and so will be set free.
It's only politics isn't it?
[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]