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Re: Anyone actually had a blowjob?
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:11 pm
by Sam Slater
Sorry Trumpy, but was she secretly a dyke?
Re: Anyone actually had a blowjob?
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:55 pm
by fudgeflaps
An essential prerequisite to a performance!!!
I was seeing a lass, lovely looker, but in bed.......... sorry to say, she was like a dead fish!! As she wouldn't do oral (never asked her), I put in a piss-poor performance too- putting on a johnny yourself, without being rock hard due to a good ol' bj, is a passion-killer! !tears!
What a disaster that one was.
We've all had 'em.
Re: Anyone actually had a blowjob?
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:59 pm
by Trumpton
Sam Slater wrote:
> Sorry Trumpy, but was she secretly a dyke?
No.
She had massive natural boobs - that's what caught my eye in the first instance !wink!
Re: Anyone actually had a blowjob?
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:03 pm
by fudgeflaps
She loved a big, hairy gorilla..............
........... it's just that his cock wasn't hairy too!!! !wink!
!tears!
Re: Anyone actually had a blowjob?
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:05 pm
by Trumpton
LOL.
Re: Anyone actually had a blowjob?
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:21 pm
by myson
Flat_Eric wrote:
"Thanks for the head's-up (pardon the slight pun!)."
!laugh! !laugh!
Myson
Re: Anyone actually had a blowjob?
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:53 pm
by Mick Handy
olayphtangphtangbiscuitbarrell wrote:
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Fuck me don't let your girlfriend read that or any other women for that fact or men will never get a BJ again.