egafd.com

what a bloody annoying site.

Well I don't drink coffee or tea so I won't be gettin' one!

Not yet fudgy, we were busy today, so tomorrow we go shopping for one
shopping with Ms Lizard is a experience, you need a. a lot of cash, b. patience. c.more cash. d. strong arms. e. frequent coffee stops, I,m sure there's many of you who know the symptoms.

I've got one at work.
Top bollocks!

You've got it in one Liz, but you have definately missed a couple.

I know I don't need it, but I want it.

Does it suit me. (translation: does my arse look big in this)

It's not expensive, really.

Pay attention, at least you could look interested.

Oh! it's a teeny bit more than I thought, you can pay for it with your cash card, can't you darling.

No it's not exactly the same as the coat at home, it's nothing, I repeat, nothing like this one that I am going to buy.

Any of you out there had these sentences thrown at you in topshop or any crap clothes shops?

And there the dogs, nice hot cuppa no mess in seconds, and it has a water filter. I think I'll midi it up to the toaster (Muso Speak).