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Re: janet off Two Pints

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:26 pm
by Bronson Lee
Ive a good mind to march her round yours and make her say sorry Stevie,
unless you were wearing your Nucking futs t-shirt,
cos that means "I have aids" in Hungary.


Re: janet off Two Pints

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:44 pm
by welshfella



Re: janet off Two Pints

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:00 pm
by crofter
Well she is a bit "Chavish", "Blokish" and "Thoroughly Uncharming" but she does have a fine set of didgeridoos ... I much prefer the gal with the squeaky voice from two pints (Kathryn Drysdale):

she has got even bigger wumpas, wumpas stick it up ya jumpas.


Re: janet off Two Pints

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:06 pm
by stripeysydney
Right Argy, I've heard about these rumour's. what are they exactly?
Even if they're a load of bollocks...spill the beans, the juicier the better.

Re: janet off Two Pints

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:28 pm
by Snake Diamond
WigBilly wrote:

> "I know she is not conventionally good looking"...eh?? I just
> Googled Ms Smith & she's well-shaggable!! But then I ain't that
> fussy...!whistle!

She's pretty enough, I just found some pics online of her, pics of her from 2 packs of... don't do her justice, the photo she has on her own website makes her alot prettier.

And yeah, her boobs are quite nicely proportioned "big handfulls" !wink!

Most definately a case of bend her over the counter, & give her some salami...

!grin!


Re: janet off Two Pints

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:30 pm
by Snake Diamond
Arginald Valleywater wrote:

> Anyone know of the rumours that she enjoys rather unusual
> sexual practices????????

Knowing this place, if it's unusual for here, it's got to be kinky, LOL.

!grin!


Re: janet off Two Pints

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:32 pm
by Snake Diamond
I was just thinking that, her boobs look massive in that top, compared to Sheridan's LOL.


Re: janet off Two Pints

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:55 am
by steve56
Remember the hungarian phase book sketch in monty python a classic.Elton Dong wrote:

> Ive a good mind to march her round yours and make her say sorry
> Stevie,
> unless you were wearing your Nucking futs t-shirt,
> cos that means "I have aids" in Hungary.
>
>