Re: Combat Sports??
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:34 am
Just a few tips for you Fudgeflaps:
1) Forget all the knees, elbows and holds shit that Sam is telling you, just grab their hair, blokes hate that and gals too!!
2) If they aint got any hair ... run like fuck mate (unless the other bloke is a pensioner, and you should have on your recon. job checked if he is packing a walking stick or zimmer - If he aint take him down).
3) Support a decent team like the Gers and stop fretting over the old 'Tic and their Euro woes. (Not a bad draw on the face of it, still want to know who the guy that does those stats for ITV ... possession 50-50 at half time ... yeah right!!)
Remember baldie Pensioners with Zimmers - never (I repeat never) ever face these dudes off but you SHOULD be able to OUTRUN them ... lol.
1) Forget all the knees, elbows and holds shit that Sam is telling you, just grab their hair, blokes hate that and gals too!!
2) If they aint got any hair ... run like fuck mate (unless the other bloke is a pensioner, and you should have on your recon. job checked if he is packing a walking stick or zimmer - If he aint take him down).
3) Support a decent team like the Gers and stop fretting over the old 'Tic and their Euro woes. (Not a bad draw on the face of it, still want to know who the guy that does those stats for ITV ... possession 50-50 at half time ... yeah right!!)
Remember baldie Pensioners with Zimmers - never (I repeat never) ever face these dudes off but you SHOULD be able to OUTRUN them ... lol.