Just a few tips for you Fudgeflaps:
1) Forget all the knees, elbows and holds shit that Sam is telling you, just grab their hair, blokes hate that and gals too!!
2) If they aint got any hair ... run like fuck mate (unless the other bloke is a pensioner, and you should have on your recon. job checked if he is packing a walking stick or zimmer - If he aint take him down).
3) Support a decent team like the Gers and stop fretting over the old 'Tic and their Euro woes. (Not a bad draw on the face of it, still want to know who the guy that does those stats for ITV ... possession 50-50 at half time ... yeah right!!)
Remember baldie Pensioners with Zimmers - never (I repeat never) ever face these dudes off but you SHOULD be able to OUTRUN them ... lol.
Combat Sports??
Re: Combat Sports??
PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
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Sam Slater
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Re: Combat Sports??
Ay, I agree with you there.
[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]