World's worst swear word contest

[Jacques]

It isn't a proper swear word until it's been twisted around a pair of Irish lips, sneered out over a green countryside at some right "fackin' arsehole". Other nations may swear, but only the Irish really mean it.

[diplodocus]

spermsplat or fannybatter

[c.j.jaxxon]

Rassclaat is the way it is spelled. Bumbaclaat is another one.

[Arginald Valleywater]

The worst insult I have heard of is from the Punjab, which is "go fuck your mother when she is having a shit!", that takes some beating..incest and corprophilia in the same sentence. Alternatively I like the local Cumbrian expression for a slightly camp person, Bottist!

[colonel]

CUNTFUCKER: A QUENTIN TARANTINO FILM

John Travolta: I'm a cuntfucker

Uma Thurman: I'll kill you, cuntfucker!

Continues on for 2 hours or until Travolta's wig falls off.....