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Joke time

Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 4:14 pm
by tas
What have John Prescott and MFI furniture got in common?


A few screws in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.


Re: Prescott.....demoted ??

Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 5:18 pm
by Porn crackers
!grin! !grin! !grin!

PC


Re: Prescott.....demoted ??

Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 5:35 pm
by planeterotica
We need two shags in the cabinet as most of the others are Jocks and he is one of the few in the forefront of this present goverment that wasnt educated at Edinburgh University, in fact i dont think he was educated at all but then who am i to talk, and he might have a little dick but he has a vicious right hand!happy!




Re: Prescott.....demoted ??

Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 6:40 am
by WigBilly
Good to see that a 'fuckwit' search on Yahoo also yields ol' 'Les' Prescott !happy!

Re: Prescott.....demoted ??

Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 7:12 am
by slamdaddy
brerbear wrote:

> He's a fat thug. Punching someone in the face is NOT how any MP
> should behave, regardless. He should have lost his job for
> that, not screwing some old tart. If someone threw eggs at me
> and I punched them then I would be busted, period. This fat
> northern fuck got away with it because he appeals to the nation
> of Sun reading thug lovers that we are.
>

Actually he should probably have gone to prison. If I recall correctly he's a former boxer, meaning his punch isn't classed as assault, it's assault with a deadly weapon. Funny how the guy he chinned got taken in for questioning, but the police never bothered even talking to him.

Re: Prescott.....demoted ??

Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 8:53 pm
by jackdore
A monumentally useless politician whose career has seemed motivated by envy and malice.

At least he's provided us with a few laughs just lately.


Re: Prescott.....demoted ??

Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 10:57 am
by eroticartist
Hi Vonboy,

Prescott should resign simply because it was his government who made perfectly natural male behaviour unacceptable in the workplace. Now men are afraid to pay women a compliment or make sexual advances unless they end up in a court of law for politically incorrect behaviour. Otherwise we will have a hypocrite as deputy prime minister.
Mike Freeman.