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Re: Who has the tiniest dinkle in porn?

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:48 am
by Deuce Bigolo
She might sleep with you but do you have the goods to satisfy her?

As Sir Ben from Dover keeps pointing out to those that will listen
Very few of the wannabe brit males can perform in front of the camera

So its in that context that any Male who can perform onscreen/onset should be judged

Not on the size of their manhood or their outward appearance

If you think the Rebels bad looking have a gander at some of the talent Europe has used.I can picture one that gives the elephant man a run for his money but he still does the business-which is all that counts in the end

cheers
B....OZ

Re: Who has the tiniest dinkle in porn?

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:46 am
by jimslip
Problem was I didn't realise she was a "clock watcher" until we started. I had to phone her agent 3 times to get her to explain that we do things differently here, to the back streets of Warsaw.

How I endured the whole scene complete with stills, God only knows!

In a strange, perverse kind of way, I suppose that I realised that although she was a living nightmare to me, there might be someone else who quite likes her. That's why I continued.


Re: Who has the tiniest dinkle in porn?

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:02 am
by mex
the guy from "fiona cooper" is kinda "average"!!


WHY GOD hasnt anyone brought up The Jeremy!

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:57 am
by Cenobitez
The ugliest thing to shag more women, trout pouts, slappers and hoes, prob dogs and more, is prob richier than everyone on this forum,

PS Ron J ROCKS, proof that n ugly fat bald dude can still get paid and laid :)