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Title
(We're all Fucked up in pornoland, a kids story)

objective
(To show Main stream TV how normal the porn buisness is)

Draught release 1

Music (moody)

Edit (Black edge fade monochrome 25%) to set moody feel

Scene
(Johny and dad standing out side home looking down at up shootin camera)

5,4,3,,,,,,action

My name is johny bollix and my dad makes lurve films with the sexy ladies (Dad nods).
He get's on top of them and the sexy ladies make funny sounds which makes me and my sister laugh (Fade to black then back in).
After the funny sounds stop my granny re loads the tape and then dad and the sexy lady starts again while grandad holds the mike (Dissolve over to pic of grandparents and back in).
When I get a bit bigger my dad says i can also help him with the sexy ladies (Pan and zoom to dad smilling like a cheshire cat) (Build moody music and dissolve to tittle).
PORN-LAND, are they normal!!!!!


Right Charlie that's you fired and now I've got your job I'm making a docusilly about elephants titled MICE, the bastards...........



Bill (BXD)

This gorgeous blonde was waving to me in the supermarket; I couldn't believe she was trying to get my attention, but when I acknowledged her she said she had one of my children!

So, panicking and remembering one particular act of infidelity, I asked her if she was that skanky blonde stripper that I shagged on a pool table while her pal whipped me and tried to stick a cucumber up my arse.

It turned out she was his English teacher.

It was a joke by the way. Told in the first person. Why, I don't know.

The concept of having kids scares the shite out of me!!

I do enjoy the process of making them, though..........

After reading all the replies here its a wonder anyone in the porn business (well that responded here) is ever taken seriously.

A request comes in and what do you do...act like kids, take the piss and pick holes in it. I mean come on you got no stance in which to take the piss out of serious TV ;o)

From what i gather Charlotte is asking for a porn star with kids. Said child then gets a DV camera NOT to film mum or dad but to film herself and friends talking about life and what its like having a porn star as a parent. Now thats the way i read it and found it pretty obvious but some seemed to have trouble grasping that.

The major problem i can see is that the parents do not tell the children what they do. Maybe its the secretive side of things that led to the responses you got so far.

So cmon guys/gals try and help...sure some of you are old but thats no excuse for rudeness or even a total disregard for other peoples profesions.

All the porn producers should get together & make a "Docu" on these fucking pathetic media types that make such bad & biased Tv shows on us! Turn it round on the c@nts......

We could get together and make a serious documentry about the adult industry and then see if channel4 would be interested in purchasing it, if they declined we could market it ourselves via the internet because docs do not have to be rated.

Somehow I don't think you'll get anywhere, most independent production companies are staffed by ex-employees of the networks, so they already have pals where it matters. This is why TV is total shit, because the commissioning is totally incestuous, no one on the outside can get in.

Well that would be ok jimslip we could them market it as the film that channel4 wouldnt dare to broadcast, you win either way you offer it to channel4 if they decline then you market it on the back of their refusal.

lol Priceless goodone folks!!!