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Essex girl driving to Mecca (Lakeside) when she had a problem while putting her lipstick on and her white stilletto slipped off the brake and she ended up crashed on the central reservation. Traffic cop arrives, pokes his head through the window and asks her name, "Tracey" she replies. Just then he notices drops of blood on the dashboard but cannot see any obvious wounds so he slowly asks "Tracey, where are you bleeding from" to which she replies "Romford".