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"My own brother, a goddamn shit sucking Vampire...well you wait til mom finds out about this."


"I'm here to chew gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of gum."



Also anything from Fletch:

Chief Karlin: What's your name?
Fletch: Fletch.
Chief Karlin: What's your full name?
Fletch: Fletch F. Fletch.
Chief Karlin: What do you do for a living, Mr. Fletch?
Fletch: I'm a shepherd.
Chief Karlin: Why are you doing this, Mr. Fletch?
Fletch: I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you.

Also from Fletch and courtesy of IMDB as I can't be arsed to stick the DVD on:

Dr. Joseph Dolan: You know, it's a shame about Ed.
Fletch: Oh, it was. Yeah, it was really a shame. To go so suddenly like that.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: He was dying for years.
Fletch: Sure, but... the end was very... very sudden.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: He was in intensive care for eight weeks.
Fletch: Yeah, but I mean the very end, when he died. That was extremely sudden.



Fletch: Can't keep me here, chief.
Chief Karlin: Maybe I'm not going to keep you here. Maybe I'm going to blow your brains out.
Fletch: Well, now, I'm no lawyer, but... I do believe that's a violation of my rights.



Gail Stanwyck: You ordered lunch to my room.
Fletch: Well, I knew that's where my mouth would be.



Fletch: Where am I?
Records Nurse: You're in the records room.
Fletch: Oh. Do you have the Beatles White Album? Never mind, just bring me a cup of hot fat. And the head of Alfredo Garcia.

this fletch film sounds good i must see it.

From Resevoir Dogs (Mr Blond),

"you going to bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite?"

"you kids shouldn't play so rough somebody might start crying"

I quite like the one in 'Dog Soldiers' on TV the other night,

Soldier, about to be eaten by werewolf, "I hope I give you the shits!"


And of course, 'Scum'. "I'm the daddy in this nick"

and "Where's your tool?"
"What fucking tool?"
"This fucking tool!"

roses are red violets are blue ive got a big one it is for you;from sea of love [again]

Totally pumps my nads.