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Re: Beat this one!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:21 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!
Re: Beat this one!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:10 pm
by Arnold Layne
I'd like to poke something other than fun at him, a cattle prod hooked up to the national grid
Re: Michael Jackson joke
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:37 pm
by eduardo
David Beckham turns to Michael Jackson and says,
"When your trial is over, would you like to join myself and Victoria on our yacht"?
"Yes I'd love to come on your cruise" says Michael.
Bad joke.
Re: Michael Jackson joke
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:21 pm
by CharlieChick
The FBI raided Michael Jackson's house,
In the living room they found class A drugs,
In the kitchen, class B
In the bedroom they found class 5C.
Re: Michael Jackson joke
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:32 am
by The Love Walrus
Don't knock Michael Jackson, he's all white!
Re: Michael Jackson joke
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:05 pm
by steve56
he uses omo i guess.The Love Walrus wrote:
> Don't knock Michael Jackson, he's all white!
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