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But being Amish, would they be allowed to use a gun? Sorry, pedantic moment.

If this one doesn't have me receiving the ultimate compliment of a voodoo doll with lots of pins stuck in the groin area, I'll be surprised. Sorry, Ladies:


Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails make.

Marino wrote:

> You do realise some of these jokes are going to end up in a
> road trip, and I am gonna claim them for my own.
> Thanks gang.
>
> I was so proud, this is the first joke I remembered in years I
> am shit at them usually.

Fell free to use them, having seen a Road Trip, I'll happily swap my jokes to be included for a free copy of your next one.


Chris