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Am I the only person who can't stand Ally McCoist?

I find it hard to remember the names of those who annoy me most, simply because I switch off very quickly when they are on. So in some cases descriptions have to do:

(i) this "I'm not a gardener, I'm a garden designer" bloke who appeared on some BBC2 programme together with Laurence Llewellyn Bowen.

(ii) Davina MacCall. Her habit of getting over-excited about any old dross is highly irritating.

(iii) This chef who appears in Sainsbury adverts (another few chefs spring to mind as well, e.g. the stocky one who once went to the jungle).

(iv) Sarah Jessica Parker. I mean, I actually liked "Sex and the City" but...

(v) Reeves & Mortimer. Occasionally, very occasionally, something half-funny comes across, but not at a rate that would excuse long periods of dross.

(vi) Jim Davidson. See (v) - different school of comedy, same problem.

(vii) Jon Snow. He is as guilty of making politicians focus on soundbites as anyone, because he never lets his interviewees finish their sentences, never mind listening to what they say. He tries to come across as a serious journalist which makes it worse.

(viii) That chirpy moon-faced guy who GMTV employs to review TV programs in advance. Gets overexcited over the silliest plot development in soaps which makes it worse for me, because I never watch soaps.

gaby roslin .

Steve actually posted something worthwhile!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now wait another 9 months before we get another!!!!

she really was overdoing it some time ago of her love for only fools and horses.

Tough call, but it needs answers...

1. Michael Parkinson. What was all that egoistic twaddle about the returning Match of the Day 'intruding on my patch' or whatever? You didn't moan when they put your show on at nine before they announced that, did you? That's because you were bloody lucky to return in the first place. Now put your rattle back into your pram and take your tongue out of Billy Connolly's arse.

2. Bill Turnbull (Breakfast News). The latest graduate of the 'let's half-sneer and patronise anything that isn't big and serious' school of news presenters. If it's all so beneath you, Bill, there's always (tumblweed.....) News 24, isn't there.

3. Alan Yentob (Imagine). Vainly fancies himself as the Bragg, the difference being Bragg knows exactly what questions to ask. There was a terrific programme to be made out of DBC Pierre's return to Mexico, but you ballsed it up with you po-faced presence. Berk.

4. Whoever commissioned those dreadful Olympics trailers - arguably the worst CGI I've ever seen. If you can't match the best, don't bother. A complete waste of at least a million, probably.

Oh steve56, I find her eminently fuckable specially if she urged me on with her sexy voice.

Mart

Something like Roger me Cabinboy

cheers
B....OZ

she says only fools and horses great maevellous fuck me then,oh del boy rodney trig oooooohhhhhhh.

Please stop it steve56, you have got me really aroused.

Mart