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Re: My Visit To The Dentist

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 6:32 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
But I bet the the assistant still offered you the Adult Sized Lollipops on the way out

Been trying to get this practice outlawed for years

My collection currently stands at 60 and they're all in mint/sealed condition
Gonna be worth a lot of money oneday

I know exactly what you mean by the injections but better them than the DRILL by itself

I'm so numb from fear about root canals I've even taken the step of carrying a hit flask filled with water(to wash away the ineviatble acid which is in everything from food to drink) and I floss 8 times a day(every 3 hours)

cheers
B....OZ

Re: My Visit To The Dentist

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 5:52 am
by angus young
Here's what to do on your next trip to the dentist.

Woman goes to the dentist.
As he leans over to begin working on her she grabs his crotch.
The dentist says "Madam,I believe you've got a hold of my privates"
The woman replies "Yes. Now we're going to be careful not to hurt each other aren't we."


Re: My Visit To The Dentist

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 5:56 am
by steve56
you can buy plaque remover ,woodgnome.

Re: My Visit To The Dentist

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 10:57 am
by Fastbike
Another good reason for going private . NHS dentists are paid for the work they do , more fillings = more pay. An unfilled tooth is a healthy tooth , just needs to be kept clean , also Dentine , the enamel , is the hardest substance in the human body and does not re-grow . Only god can make a tooth.
Now I learnt all this too late , but if you figure it early enough you can go through life with a full set of gleaming teeth and need only go to the dentist to get scaled once every 2 years ( use ultrasonic toothbrush mouthwash , floss etc etc 2 x per daywhich the NHS guy will never tell because he will starve )
Sorry to go on but I have not lost a tooth in 20 years since sussing the racket and feel that our tax should go on spreading this info rather than 2 x 10 6 civil servants measuring fillings and paying dental butchers .
Cross between the goons and grumpy old men , to quote the owner .


Re: My Visit To The Dentist

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:34 am
by Holden MacGroyn
I had all four wisdom teeth taken out in one go which is why I'm such a thick cunt I suppose.
I had to be gassed as I am shit scared of needles. I also have a bad reaction to being gassed, so I found out as I came to.
I flatlined on the bed.
Had my relative who was there in the room with me told me this, I would have sued the fuckeries out of The London Hospital in Whitechapel.

By the way, my back tooth feels ok but my top one4 teeth back, is in agony.
Why oh why must I endure this pain.
How long does it take!
How long is a piece of string?