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How long before these jokes result in call from the Plod ? Anyway ROFL , while I still can.

not father mackenzie darning his socks,that song scared the shit outta me when i was little.

[says huffily, waving handbag threateningly].....

Well, it's hardly my fault if you tell illogical jokes, is it? Aren't there enough logical ones about, or did you just get bored with the whole causality thing, like some sort of existential protest, eh? Next thing, you'll be repeating that old chestnut about Spinoza, the three chimps and Schrodinger's cat.....

[stalks off, waving arse threateningly......]

reminds me of that old favourite...............

What do you say to a Scouser in a uniform?

Big Mac and Fries please

He also suffers from Lycanthropy, which might be a bit of a minus in a priest.
Personally, I'd rather have a Werewolf than a Happy Clapper, but then what do I know? And they ARE a suspiciously beardy lot in the C of E..........

I can't help being logically-challenged. Don't oppress me, you intellectual Nazi

I'm sure Rowan Williams is using ferriliser to stimulate the growth of those eyebrows.

Or ferrotiser, even.

It's spelt P-H-U-R-R-T-I-L-O-I-Z-E-R-R-R........
At least, that's how Mrs JJ pronounces it.
And she ought to know.