Re: sex,football,music
Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 4:25 am
Taunting pedestrians.
Dwarl-flunking (no, not really).
Trying to break my pissing-up-the-wall record.
Taunting foreigners.
Listening to Mantovani (this doesn't count as music).
Taunting motorists.
Making flatulent noises with my armpits.
Taunting politicians.
Making flatulent noises with politicians' armpits (very difficult, this one).
Taunting babies, and people who look like babies (except Matt Lucas).
Seeing how long I can hold my breath.
Taunting pregnant women. Dribblers !
Cataloguing my elastic-band collection.
Taunting traffic-wardens.
Cataloguing my chiropodist's elastic-band collection.
Taunting chiropodists (for having piss-poor elastic-band collections).
I have many more to list, but I can tell you're not really interested.
Dwarl-flunking (no, not really).
Trying to break my pissing-up-the-wall record.
Taunting foreigners.
Listening to Mantovani (this doesn't count as music).
Taunting motorists.
Making flatulent noises with my armpits.
Taunting politicians.
Making flatulent noises with politicians' armpits (very difficult, this one).
Taunting babies, and people who look like babies (except Matt Lucas).
Seeing how long I can hold my breath.
Taunting pregnant women. Dribblers !
Cataloguing my elastic-band collection.
Taunting traffic-wardens.
Cataloguing my chiropodist's elastic-band collection.
Taunting chiropodists (for having piss-poor elastic-band collections).
I have many more to list, but I can tell you're not really interested.