Vorderman DUMPS Elton Dong!

[Bronson Lee]

loose legs ... lol

from the Liverpool Echo website

Since the premature ending of the greatest british soap Brookside , in which he played Jimmy 'Crack pipe' Mcginty things have just gone downhill between me and Carol , said Elton today , he then went on to put the blame fully on Manchesters rival soap " Its grim up north street "s main star Ken Barlow played by "Lizard" . " that git is always sticking his oar in " said Elton today ,still trying to get the Oar out of his arse ... " he might have won this round with his M&S jumpers and long words but I am not beat yet !" claimed Dong 44 also sporting a fine head of hair !
but Lizard who has played Barlow since his truck ran over the original actor "Ken Whatever" in 1999 stood firm on his love for Carol ,
"Ill treat her better than him" he said
" just as soon as my piles retract and I can sit on a pub stool again"

[Lizard]

From the Manchester Whippet breeders weekly -:

A 'spokesman' for Actor M.Lizard, who plays the craggy, good looking, impish
'kenny(bowels) Barlow in the popular soap 'It,s grim up north' issued the following statement on remarks made by a rival actor 'Elton (loose legs) Dong, and published on the 'Echo website.
"M.Lizard is a valuable member of the 'Team' ok! he,s a shiteball actor, but the 'Ladies' love his old Arron sweaters, and piss stained slacks, we feel there is obviously some 'Jelousy' between Mr Dong and Mr Lizard, cleary Miss Vordemans attentions have plainly not helped, especially that 'Incident' involving the vibrator and 4 red indians , at Lizards townhouse!
We suggest Mr Dong smartens up his act, and stops 'shoplifting from Mothercare, to feed his 'habbit' and pay his maintainance for his 17 children, who at the moment dont have a pot to piss in!.
The spokesman would not be drawn on the subject of 'cottaging' accustations levelled at M.Lizard.


Our Lawers are watching.

[jj]

The title-sequence was also set in Gateshead and, I believe, Wallsend.

Both of which are a long way from Hartlepool, and even further from Carlisle.

And further still from Venezuela.
But I expect you already knew that.

[jj]

.......not a likely eventuality, given that the Jocks are usually even more pissed than the geordies.

[jj]

......wasn't it having the bar-stool upside down, that caused the piles in the first place?

[steve56]

wendy richards was born in carlise, for yrs i thought she was a londoner,also spooky tooth 60s progressive blues group came from there too .

[Holden MacGroyn]

Is that why she looks miserable all the time?

Ho, Ho, Ho...said the pimp as he was making a sweeping generalisation.

[jj]

No, that was Belinda Carlisle.
It's Don Warrington that was born in Newcastle.

Or was it Don Newcastle, in Warrington?
I'm all confused, now.......

[steve56]

whenever i see her in eastenders shes either always shit stirring or driving people nuts.