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Re: Michael Owen's agent is called John Holmes
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:42 am
by mart
Thanks for the update Holden.
Mart
Re: Michael Owen's agent is called John Holmes
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 3:29 am
by Holden MacGroyn
Hmmm...I don't watch it! Honest.
I got it from some TV guide and a woman in the supermarket.
Re: Michael Owen's agent is called John Holmes
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 6:32 am
by Holden MacGroyn
Yeah Zoe is an ok looking girl even though she has a wide face with the possibility of dodgy chromosoames.
However, I'd shag Katt even if she does look like a pork pie wrapped in a bin liner.
Jackie Chans got pus leeking out of his 3" bell-end??
Re: Michael Owen's agent is called John Holmes
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 10:37 am
by Lizard
"Jackie Collins pussy has a 3" leek growing out of it??"
How on earth did that happen? did it sit on a leek trench? and whats Jackie chans bell end got to do with John Holmes? did they work together, or was that Barrett Holmes! He,s massive down under, Thatcher gave him all the spare land in Britian to build houses on, and then pretended to live in one herself, of course she didn,t......far too common!
What was the question?
Re: Michael Owen's agent is called John Holmes
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 11:01 am
by Holden MacGroyn
Lewis Collins cat has a saggy thatch & his cocks big in Oz?
Fucking hell!
I'm calling The Sun.
Re: Michael Owen's agent is called John Holmes
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 1:06 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
Gandalf the Wizard felched cum out of a stormtroopers helmet?