funniest lines in a film

[Deuce Bigolo]

Gene Wilder in See No Evil Hear No Evil

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Woman

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[Holden MacGroyn]

That fucking cracked me up bro.
I had to save it as a wav file and put it in place of the error noise.
Also found "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" funny as shit.


Favourite funny lines at a random choice;

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up.
There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

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Brick Top: I don't care if he's Muhammad I'm hard Bruce Lee! You can't change fighters!

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Vinny: Replicas? What do you mean, Replicas?
Sol: They look real don't they? I also brought some extra loud blanks just in case.
Vinny: In case what? In case we have to deafen them to death?

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Franky Four Fingers: So the biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word for "virgin," which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the "virgin" that caught people's attention. It's not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the nexy thing you know, you have the Roman Catholic church.




....random choice my fucking arse.

[Holden MacGroyn]

"your mother cooks socks in hell"

Brilliant!
I'll remember that.

The DeNiro film is Midnight Run I think.

Yeah the censors really fuck things up.
Even Back To The Future had "Assholes" cut for the TV version with an obvious "idiots" in place.
Yeah we are too thick to realise that all of a sudden McFly changes his accent to Scouse cunt, for one word.

And what about Ninja Turtles being called Hero Turtles??? Fuck off with that shit.
censoring Enter The Dragon for so many years cos some thick fuck killed himself waving chucks around!

Eddie "Suck ma dick" Murphy has done some good stuff. Delerious, Raw & Beverly Hills Cop (part 1 only) are probably the only ones.
Noticed lately, that he has done nothing but family and kid films; Dr Doolittle 1 & 2; Nutty Prof. 1 & 2, Daddy Daycare; Shrek.
May as well fuck off to daytime TV Murphy you gappy toothed, burned out, washed up, foul mouthed, hasbeen, bitch

Did the same BBC spokesperson, when questioned about Murphys stand up shows, say "Sheeet mo fo, i aint lettin dat punk ass beyatch on ma muthafuckin tv screen. I'll jus' bus' a cap in dat toob and tell him suck ma dick"

[Deuce Bigolo]

From They Call Me Bruce

Your a 10 where you should be a 36

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[Holden MacGroyn]

I had no idea about the Murphy CCTV stuff!
Guess I don't delve deep enuf phnaar phnaar.

Yeah the whole Homophobic thing is too stupid to believe.

I used to watch The Word...we all did so sod off.
Anyway, they cunted off Buju Banton for his whole Boom Bye Bye in a batty boy head.
Then that slag Shabba Ranks came on and said AIDS was Gods way of killing gays.
Mark Lamarr told him he was talking a complete load of rubbish.
The crowd went wild and cheered Marky boy on.
As a result, he recieved loads of death threats for daring to speak against Shabba.
Good on you Mark, Shabba is a cunt for coming out with shit like that.