Porn stars "porn star" names!

[satine spark]

Mine would have been Lucky Mulholland.
Not really very porny I dont think?

Satine xXx

[Dylan Devere]

Mine would be Dylan Doran..... so I only used half of it !cool!

[nasty]

Sounds like an old time gangster or card sharp, Satine. I think I'll steal it for a screenplay!!!

[Matt P]

I assume by the combinations that this is the Pet name & mother's maiden name thing?

If so then Mine would be Emu Gross or Chip Gross neither sounding very appealing considering the English pronunciation. My grandfather was Romanian hence I'm a hairy little mo-fo lol.

[lovemunkey187]

Wriggle-nose Burgess.

Wriggle-nose was a big ass rabbit !thumbsup!

[Masie]

I would be maizie crawford but that sounded to much lke a crme author so I tweeked it a bit - plus my mother would have killed me, bad enough I sully what she gave birth to without dragging her nme down with me! x x

[garethbjenkins]

It could be worse - you could have written articles telling the people at Silk Cut that smoking's okay and that the rumours that smoking leads to poor health were just that.

I've done that *hangs head in shame* and now I make porn and write about it...seriously, I feel prouder of this than some of the other shit I've done with my life

This was supposed to sound positive....but it's come out rather depressing...oh, well, c'est la vie.