Re: Another Weekend another NOTW story.
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:50 am
It's not even a 'story', in the sense of being news [yes, OK,.
I'm paying the NotW the compliment of pretending for the
purposes of discussion that it's a newspaper, rather than a
vaguely titillating chip-wrapper manifesto for Woopert Muwdoch...].
Shorn of the emotive crap, hyposcrisy and inneundo, it reads
'woman uses sex as weapon'- wow, what a revelation; like we
hadn't first read that in cuneiform, in the 'Marduk Chronicle and
Daily Advertiser'; back in Babylon, circa 5000 B.C.....
... this same issue also ran '13-y-o girl has baby out of wedlock',
'all men are cheating bastards', and 'you pay your taxes, then die
on a gurney in an NHS hopsital corridor'.
No shit, [img]http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/smileys/sherlock.gif[/img]
I'm paying the NotW the compliment of pretending for the
purposes of discussion that it's a newspaper, rather than a
vaguely titillating chip-wrapper manifesto for Woopert Muwdoch...].
Shorn of the emotive crap, hyposcrisy and inneundo, it reads
'woman uses sex as weapon'- wow, what a revelation; like we
hadn't first read that in cuneiform, in the 'Marduk Chronicle and
Daily Advertiser'; back in Babylon, circa 5000 B.C.....
... this same issue also ran '13-y-o girl has baby out of wedlock',
'all men are cheating bastards', and 'you pay your taxes, then die
on a gurney in an NHS hopsital corridor'.
No shit, [img]http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/smileys/sherlock.gif[/img]
