I'd like to see a bit of comedy.
What scenes do you like?
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The Real Nurse Nicky
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Re: What scenes do you like?
I've now been in sublime, and happy retirement in my lovely old rambling house on the East Coast for 4 years.
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Just like to thank all my customers over the years for helping to pay for my wonderful life of leisure.
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Sam Slater
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Re: What scenes do you like?
I like a mixture really.
I like hard sex scenes but nothing abusive. I'm not really into romantic scenes. Nice hair & make up is a must, with your nails done. I've seen some scenes where girls have just looked like they jumped off the tube and ran straight onto set, no nails, no make up, frizzy hair, and eye brows thicker than mine! Not for me thanks!
Nice lingerie is always a bonus and I prefer good camera angles & where I can see your perfect body, rather than spending 5 mins looking at close ups of nipples or a pussy being rammed! That pussy or nipple could be anyones! I want to see curves, bums, boobs & legs! Medical close ups piss me off. I also like to see a girls facial expression if she's really enjoying what she's doing. This sets you apart as you never seem to look bored like some other girls do, you always look like you're 'into' the scene.
I'm not into spitting, slapping, watersports either.
My pet hates are:
Bad camera angles. Show off your figure rather than shooting the guys arse while he's fucking you!
Not setting the white balance on the camera, so the 'auto balance' keeps jumping from red to green tints every so often. (tell your camera guy to set the white balance manually!)
Good lighting! It pisses me off when the male talent casts his shadow over the female talent.
Too much comedy in porn. It might be funny for the director & crew, but I'm not akin to getting erections from bad comedy. Weird aren't I? Ok since I'm British, I'll allow a little comedy............and I mean 'a little'.
Girls looking bored, closing their eyes and 'whimpering'. It just looks like they want the shoot over with asap so they can collect their money and go home. Not a turn on.
Now I know some guys love this, but I'm not into the 'school girl' thing. If you really really have to shoot a schoolgirl type theme, then don't use the tacky ?19.99 uniforms you get from sex shops, they look dumb & cheap.
A bit picky I know, but hope this helps! !laugh!
Take care,
Sam Slater
I like hard sex scenes but nothing abusive. I'm not really into romantic scenes. Nice hair & make up is a must, with your nails done. I've seen some scenes where girls have just looked like they jumped off the tube and ran straight onto set, no nails, no make up, frizzy hair, and eye brows thicker than mine! Not for me thanks!
Nice lingerie is always a bonus and I prefer good camera angles & where I can see your perfect body, rather than spending 5 mins looking at close ups of nipples or a pussy being rammed! That pussy or nipple could be anyones! I want to see curves, bums, boobs & legs! Medical close ups piss me off. I also like to see a girls facial expression if she's really enjoying what she's doing. This sets you apart as you never seem to look bored like some other girls do, you always look like you're 'into' the scene.
I'm not into spitting, slapping, watersports either.
My pet hates are:
Bad camera angles. Show off your figure rather than shooting the guys arse while he's fucking you!
Not setting the white balance on the camera, so the 'auto balance' keeps jumping from red to green tints every so often. (tell your camera guy to set the white balance manually!)
Good lighting! It pisses me off when the male talent casts his shadow over the female talent.
Too much comedy in porn. It might be funny for the director & crew, but I'm not akin to getting erections from bad comedy. Weird aren't I? Ok since I'm British, I'll allow a little comedy............and I mean 'a little'.
Girls looking bored, closing their eyes and 'whimpering'. It just looks like they want the shoot over with asap so they can collect their money and go home. Not a turn on.
Now I know some guys love this, but I'm not into the 'school girl' thing. If you really really have to shoot a schoolgirl type theme, then don't use the tacky ?19.99 uniforms you get from sex shops, they look dumb & cheap.
A bit picky I know, but hope this helps! !laugh!
Take care,
Sam Slater
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Re: What scenes do you like?
Could you do a scene where you're pretending to do Dean Gaffney. It really turns me on.
Thanks Michelle.
Thanks Michelle.
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Sam Slater
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Now now Lex. Are you trying to be ironic again? because on the 30th of August, 2006, at 7:55pm I remember you telling us all you were never gonna be ironic again........ever.
Now you've either broken your promise, or Dean Gaffney hits the spot for you, which would mean you're a mentalist.
Are you a liar, or a mentalist Lex? !laugh!
Now you've either broken your promise, or Dean Gaffney hits the spot for you, which would mean you're a mentalist.
Are you a liar, or a mentalist Lex? !laugh!
[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
Re: What scenes do you like?
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Re: What scenes do you like?
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Officer Dibble
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Re: What scenes do you like?
"Nice hair & make up is a must, with your nails done."
Quite right, Sam. Hey, you know back in he early 90's we didn?t even have to stipulate this. Girls would automatically turn up looking the biz or else they would bring mysterious (to us guys) boxes of tricks that they would delve into, and hey presto, an hour later they would be transformed into the most glamorous, suspender clad, sex kitten that you could ever imagine.
?I've seen some scenes where girls have just looked like they jumped off the tube and ran straight onto set, no nails, no make up, and eye brows thicker than mine?
Hey, I?ll let you into a trade secret, Sam ? they probably have. Blame the producers for standing for it.
?Nice lingerie is always a bonus?
?A bonus?? Sir, I would contend that it is a necessity (it sorts the girls from the chavs).
?I want to see curves, bums, boobs?
Don?t we all, Sam? But where are they, hey? I haven?t seen many of those afor mentioned attributes since 1996 and Niki Platts.
?Medical close ups piss me off.?
Yuk-a-doody! Me too. But hey, there are some peculiar people out there, in green-walled bedsit land, who do. Not that we should take their pervy tastes into consideration of course.
?Not setting the white balance on the camera,?
Even if they get this wrong it could easily be fixed in post (production). That it is not suggests that the producer doesn?t know jack, that he is not serious about his work (apart from the ?shagging the chav birds? bit) and that he is taking the punter for granted. Taking the piss in fact.
?Too much comedy in porn.?
I would concur. Comedy and hardcore are not easy bedfellows. It doesn?t really work. That visceral primeval urge to fuck, that dark, insistent, animal passion, seems totally at odds with light hearted mirth and crap comedy. Maybe the Brit producers who mix the two are not as deep or sophisticated as our American and Continental cousins? Or maybe they think that you (the punter) are not? Maybe they think you are all unsophisticated oafs and it would be pearls before swine ? that maybe you wouldn?t get it?
Before we move on it?s worth noting that soft-core (glamorous, curvy girls) and comedy works a treat ? look at Benny Hill and the wonderful ?Carry On? films. I found them very horny indeed.
?I'm not akin to getting erections from bad comedy. Weird aren't I??
Actually, no. You?re beginning to sound like one of the sanest here.
?Girls looking bored, closing their eyes and 'whimpering'. It just looks like they want the shoot over with asap so they can collect their money and go home.?
Oh dear, that sounds like ?shop girl syndrome?. Limited attention span, not interested in anything (except Big Bro). Hmm...Yes, it sounds like a classic case, Sam. Hey, do you remember the wickedly observed ?Shopgirl? cartoon in ?Viz? magazine?
?Now I know some guys love this, but I'm not into the 'school girl' thing.?
No, me neither, Sam. ?CAUSE I?M NOT A PERV!? I hear Glitter and Huntley are quite partial, though.
Officer Dibble
Quite right, Sam. Hey, you know back in he early 90's we didn?t even have to stipulate this. Girls would automatically turn up looking the biz or else they would bring mysterious (to us guys) boxes of tricks that they would delve into, and hey presto, an hour later they would be transformed into the most glamorous, suspender clad, sex kitten that you could ever imagine.
?I've seen some scenes where girls have just looked like they jumped off the tube and ran straight onto set, no nails, no make up, and eye brows thicker than mine?
Hey, I?ll let you into a trade secret, Sam ? they probably have. Blame the producers for standing for it.
?Nice lingerie is always a bonus?
?A bonus?? Sir, I would contend that it is a necessity (it sorts the girls from the chavs).
?I want to see curves, bums, boobs?
Don?t we all, Sam? But where are they, hey? I haven?t seen many of those afor mentioned attributes since 1996 and Niki Platts.
?Medical close ups piss me off.?
Yuk-a-doody! Me too. But hey, there are some peculiar people out there, in green-walled bedsit land, who do. Not that we should take their pervy tastes into consideration of course.
?Not setting the white balance on the camera,?
Even if they get this wrong it could easily be fixed in post (production). That it is not suggests that the producer doesn?t know jack, that he is not serious about his work (apart from the ?shagging the chav birds? bit) and that he is taking the punter for granted. Taking the piss in fact.
?Too much comedy in porn.?
I would concur. Comedy and hardcore are not easy bedfellows. It doesn?t really work. That visceral primeval urge to fuck, that dark, insistent, animal passion, seems totally at odds with light hearted mirth and crap comedy. Maybe the Brit producers who mix the two are not as deep or sophisticated as our American and Continental cousins? Or maybe they think that you (the punter) are not? Maybe they think you are all unsophisticated oafs and it would be pearls before swine ? that maybe you wouldn?t get it?
Before we move on it?s worth noting that soft-core (glamorous, curvy girls) and comedy works a treat ? look at Benny Hill and the wonderful ?Carry On? films. I found them very horny indeed.
?I'm not akin to getting erections from bad comedy. Weird aren't I??
Actually, no. You?re beginning to sound like one of the sanest here.
?Girls looking bored, closing their eyes and 'whimpering'. It just looks like they want the shoot over with asap so they can collect their money and go home.?
Oh dear, that sounds like ?shop girl syndrome?. Limited attention span, not interested in anything (except Big Bro). Hmm...Yes, it sounds like a classic case, Sam. Hey, do you remember the wickedly observed ?Shopgirl? cartoon in ?Viz? magazine?
?Now I know some guys love this, but I'm not into the 'school girl' thing.?
No, me neither, Sam. ?CAUSE I?M NOT A PERV!? I hear Glitter and Huntley are quite partial, though.
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Sam Slater
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Re: What scenes do you like?
Bollocks I'm in a dilemma now! If you're serious then I've just mocked your sexual preferences, yet if I say sorry -and you were being ironic- then you've 'done me up like a kipper!'...........
Well I refuse to believe you.....................unless you're Dean Gaphney in disguise!
!wicked!
Well I refuse to believe you.....................unless you're Dean Gaphney in disguise!
!wicked!
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Re: What scenes do you like?
Hey michelle.....
i love your sets with dark stockings and bras etc I think they are often yourbest and to be honest anything showing off those legs is the way forward!
Not that fussed aout DP....hardcores good....i like it when u wear your glasses too....and high heels....all that really...so basically moreof the same please haha
J
i love your sets with dark stockings and bras etc I think they are often yourbest and to be honest anything showing off those legs is the way forward!
Not that fussed aout DP....hardcores good....i like it when u wear your glasses too....and high heels....all that really...so basically moreof the same please haha
J
mmm Alex Kramer