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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:08 am
by Jonone
Your favourite pair of shoes are made of perspex
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:00 am
by Mrme
cheers for all the replys guys. Also Karina I think you are fantastic on that tele show. Another one....
...When you have lots of sex with beautiful women BUT DON'T brag about it to your mates.
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:53 pm
by jimslip
When you get chronic back-pain!!
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:10 pm
by Jonone
Chronic back pain? I thought that was pregnancy Jim lol It's all in a good cause Jim .. there are a lot more mundane ways to hurt your back.
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:00 pm
by Gaslight
......you belch and someone says "I can smell spunk!" (hopefully ladies only)!sick!
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:35 pm
by Rude Boy
....you have a pair of "Frankentits" or "Marty Feldmans" where your tits used to be.
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:16 pm
by jackal
your nickname is tri pod
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:08 pm
by Snake Diamond
fucking brilliant Jonone, that 1 made me laugh !wicked!
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:07 pm
by Ned
You find yourself shifting positions three times a minute every time you fuck.
You never come inside your partner, but only on her face, tits, arse or tongue.
You catch yourself giving a thumbs up to an imaginary cameraman while getting a blow job.
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:26 pm
by davewells
You give up trying to get a job in the real world because you are predujiced against for doing porn for a very long time (pissst got any movies I can see, says interviewer) !!!!!!!