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"Of course porn makes you a better lover! I remember watching my big brother's porn as a teenager, and it eventually convinced me that drinking from the furry cup was nice!

It makes your mind more imaginative, whether you're aware of it or not."


So if I watch Thierry Henry enough times I could end up being one of the best footballers in the world. All the regular Arsenal fans should be making ?60,000 a week playing the game instead of watching it.

Putting a dick in a woman is the easiest thing in the world. Understanding a womens needs is the tricky part, and you won't learn that watching porn.

I certainly mastered the ancient lovemaking art of being able to hiss "lick the end, go on, make it nice and juicy" from Ben Dover...