egafd.com

I know a few blokes who need their egos massaged...They might even pay extra for this for two hours.

Oi!

Cannot compete with you massage specialists or filthy pornographers, BUT:
Will give free lessons in how to drink properly and in what quantity etc.
You only have to provide the material (to be agreed.)
Faye, I love you as you know, but you have nothing to learn from me so you are not invited.
(Strong right-hander expected and prepared for)

In fact, I think I'll add "pussy tightness tester" to that as well Peter

Myson

Guaranteed to be no film in the Camera

A pity his addy was dead

You could have asked him wether he goes all the way

cheers
B....OZ

lol ! i really do wish this guys email did work i would have loved to have seen what he had to say for himself after the reply i had planned !!
marcus i still think we should do that model drinking school !
faye xxx

If he's so busy, why is he e-mailing you touting for business? If he's as good as he says he is, why aren't all glamour models beating a path to his door?

I hope he doesn't believe his own hype.

Perhaps it would have been better to invite him to do the job at your remote Scottish weekend property.

faye what was ur reply gonna be come on tell us lol

What a prick