Turn On's - Turn Off's

[Heathray]

Turn ons....

Good sets, no tattoos or piercings, lingerie, smooth beavers or very little pubes. Nice toned or curvy figures, not skinny women, real breasts.

Turn offs.....

Excessive swearing, spitting, pissing, women being roughed up, cameramen and directors in their own films, cheap locations, divison 3 slappers who think they are real stunners.

[sean]

Good sets do help, although there?s nothing worse than when they (the makers) go to all the effort and expense of a good location only to over look the sex action in favour of an attempt at a proper story line. *Private Video 1 - An Anal Adventure* is really guilty of this. There?s a great bunch of girls, great location, average sex scenes held together by an attempted story line (looks like they had fun making it though) and the picture quality is really good.


Some more turn ons:
_Girls that look like they are actually into it.


Some more turn offs:
_Badly packed kebab (to coin a phrase)
_Big messy un kempt bush.
_Implants (the ones that move too much revealing stretch/sag lines)

[mart]

Music drowning dialogue.

Bad lighting....isn't it obvious from the viewfinder that the action is in deep shadow?

Mart

[marcusallen]

When I was performing/producing my daft little videos's which consisted of myself and a girl, I sold the ones wherein the girl was obviously enjoying herself and 99% of the time, it was her first effort. The odd ones where she was "Trying" I threw away.
Through the days/years of 8mm then VHS then S-VHS and finally digital it remained constant.
I have "assisted" on pro shoots, have been/seen both sides of the camera and in all those years I have learned ONE FACT above all:

No way in hell can you please everyone.
"One man's meat is another man's poison"

If you find a format you like, buy it. If not, leave it alone.
Commenting/observing/criticising herein is about as useful as picking a fight with dustbin outside your door. i.e. gets you nowhere apart from waking up the neighbours who think - "What a fucking prat, why he don't go die someplace and leave us alone" or words to that effect.

This whole site has degenerated in my opinion.
The humour has gone, the fun has gone.
MOST just want to push their own POV and see their handle in print.
OR have public rows which should be resolved in private

The Mods have my greatest respect and I would not have their job for a free pass to the JW distillery.

[Officer Dibble]

Turn offs =

Chav performers or any other manifestations of chav 'attitude' and style.

Superfluous pseudo-sex acts that no one apart from contemporary porn performers and producers engage in (i.e., spitting, slapping, ATM, bukkake, cream pie etc).

Skinny (shapeless) sweating, porn slappas with awful straggly wet hair.

Anything featuring chortling geezers.



Turn ons =

Most anything shot prior to 1990.



Officer Dibble

[paul jones]

That's why I love doing the stuff for barry (barrys mucky videos) - most are girls doing their first, or nearly first, session.

They are nervous but excited, and really want to be there.

They are having an adventure and determined to enjoy themselves.

My hate - I did one shoot with a girl who chewed gum all the way through, but no one noticed until looking at the tape afterwards. The gum keeps appearing in the corner of her mouth. It has to be the most disgusting thing I've seen. (I hope this doesn't kick off some wierd "Extreme Gum Sex" shit....)

[Officer Dibble]

"Turn ons....

Good sets, no tattoos or piercings, lingerie, smooth beavers or very little pubes. Nice toned or curvy figures, not skinny women, real breasts."

I'll go with all that, apart from the smooth beavers - it's not natural, it wasn't meant to be. Though it may have it's legitimate niche place in adult entertainment, I and a lot of other geezers find smooth beavers about as erotic as a dead plucked chicken. I feel that the current universality of the chavy shaved beaver is suppressing a large consistency of potential adult movie buyers and subscribers.


Officer Dibble

[Caligula]

I agree with the shaved beavers!

It's probably so that the hair doesn't get in the way of detail, but I prefer the natural 70s and 80s films where rarely was a shaven haven in sight.

Nowadays on the rare occasion when natural pubes are shown I consider it a treat.

Stop all that shaving - it makes pussies look too neat and tidy - I like a pussy to look natural!

[marcusallen]

Paul;
I would not have stood for that for one moment.
Some girls used to come to my agency chewing gum and when the time came to take their test shots, I simply held out an ashtray. They all knew and spat it out. This was just for test shots. But then I was a PRO - unlike the so-called agencies now.
If no-one noticed, then they are EXTREMELY lax and should pay better attention. Which does not speak well of them.

OD:
Forget this chavvy shit because very few people - myself included - have any idea what in hell you are talking about.
I've seen you latest brochure and it is GREAT.

Be what you are good at, a producer/distributor

[paul jones]

You don't like cream pie?

What could be more natural than a guy spunking deep inside a girl - it's how we all got here!