This months Club magazine...

[MegaTon]

I bet she's Hungarian!

[Rude Boy]

Patience dear boy, patience.

[P-Nix]

I've just bought it. I was pretty certain it would be Stephens and Cole but I thought there was no harm in asking on here just to make sure.

I'm a bit wary of what porn mags say on the cover, probably something to do with the lies a certain dwarf puts on the cover of his rags. I guess I should tarnish you all with his grubby little brush. I was a bit worried about buying it and finding it was Kyla Smith and Adele Jones or something.

I'm not disappointed though.

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[P-Nix]

Sorry, I meant to say "shouldn't tarnish you..."

You're not all like the dwarf, thank god

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