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Her name is Nicola Holt and she was in the first series of Big Brother. There are three pages of pictures of her at:

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/

They show her being taken by a white man, being taken by a black man,
fucking herself with a vibrator, posing with a lesbian and in scenes from Big Brother.

Bob wrote 'Is this the state the UK porn industry has sunk to.... getting Z list "celebs" in a feeble attempt to sell third rate material?'

The UK porn industry is dire at the moment with a few exceptions, but if getting z-list celebraties on video is the way forward, I'm looking forward to Kate Lawler's debut on tape

It all sounds monumentally inconsequential and boring. I will certainly not be having a look at this Nicola Holt sort (don't know what she looks like, but I am 99.9% certain that I will not be missing anything) neither have I felt moved to seek out the Jordan or Abbi Titmus video. Now that any publicity-seeking idiot with nothing to offer in the way of talent or charisma can be labelled a celebrity, the institution of celebrity has been devalued to the extent it now means absolutely nothing. The cynical, money grabbing, corporate cunts that are labelling these losers and nobodies? celebrities have shot the goose that lays the golden egg. If there is nothing special or unusual about being a celebrity more and more people will start yawning at the mention of them.

If one of these Z-listers turned up at my local supermarket and said "Yoo hoo! Look at me everyone. I'm a celebrity!" I'd shout, "Naff off yer boring bastard! I don't give a fuck. Now, please step aside, as I have to go home and do something more interesting, like washing the dishes". If everyone adopted this enlightened attitude all these boring bastards and nobodies would just evaporate and we'd be left with proper celebrities (who were a bit special) like we used to have before all this reality TV bollocks.


Officer Dibble

Nice post Bob. I admire a man who can see, and is prepared to point out, that the Emperor has no togs on, and I particularly enjoyed the analogy about Brit porn being the Morris Marina of world sex. Ha, ha, ha. And hey, what about those chortling porn geezers who slap you on the back and try to sweep you along in the current of their mirth - so that you?ll be liable overlook the paucity of their wares?

But we mustn?t laugh. Contemporary porn is shite the world over; it?s just that one feels compelled to grin at the uniquely banal naffness that only the British can bring to the party.



Officer Dibble

she does have a nice pussy!!!!!!!

your joking.

she seems to enjoy it up the gary-and i thought she was a spare rib tickler?

I agree. I think Woodgnome was unduly sarcastic and rude. He could of just told you rather than spilling into facetiousness.

Can' t believe you're all giving the girl such a hard a hard time. As luvitluvitluvit said she's got a nice pussy. Her tits aren't bad either and she's got a great little figure.

I think her shaved head puts people off, which I suppose is understandable. But it does it for me, she could blow me off any day of the week and for that matter any other short haired or skinhead babe.

Bald can be beautiful (and kinky!). Check out any movie with Katja Love or how about this shaven chick?

she looks a bit rough.