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A storyboard!!......I've never laughed so loud. How are you going to storyboard a gonzo type film!!! Guy meets girl, guy laughs with girl, they shag.

The trouble, Mr Fancy pants is that you're used to controlled surroundings, like actors turning up for example, oh and knowing how to act. It won't be at all like you think. So get yourself a good agent: try the Walpole Group as i've always found them to help you out the most when girls don't turn up.

Good luck!

What about a list of possible problems? Starting with people being late/not turning up at all?

Any other favourites?

He might want to consider shooting in Eastern Europe where models DO turn up.

Hey guy's,

The actress turning up is a valid concern, thanks for the heads up guys!!

I can't win with you guys can i?, your worried that i don't have any skills, so i mention what skills i do have and now your busting my balls about having storyboarding experience, i know doing story boards is an excellent pre0production procedure when making films but agreed this is a low budget poen movie, so i'll turn the camera on and let the magic happen!!! Put champagne on ice this is gonna be a hit!!

Anyway, gotta start some where!!

I would happily volunter my services as long as the pay is right hun

We make a few comments and you say we're busting you're balls....we're having a laugh. God help you if you're gonna turn the camera on and let the magic happen if you haven't got one of those.

As for having a load of film school skills it doesn't mean you're gonna have a hit. Did you not think that the reason Ben Dover, Marino et al are so successful is that they have more to say than many younger studs who aren't very strong in the personality department (but are very strong in others!!! he he he).

The only way to learn how to do this stuff is to DO it.

Just keep the first shoot simple, use that planning experience to get the decor, lighting, kit, travel etc. sorted in advance and you'll get some usable stuff (at least).

You can plan stories and shots but if anything goes wrong, be prepared to go with the flow.

Good luck.

Hi gang!!

Thanks for all your messages and comments, they have all been greatly received!!

I know when some of you have been busting my balls you have been kidding, i have always taken it that way, i'm sorry if it didn't come across that way. It's a shame that what you write on here sometimes can be misinterpreted the wrong way. This is a little project for me and i want to have fun while i do it, and i am.

You have all been great and have actually a couple of good contacts.

keep it going!!

Oh ok one more thing, i'm not sure wether to practace safe sex or go bareback, if i am to go bareback, i will most definately be requesting the relevant certs with regards to std's, but does anyone know where i can get tested and get a cert?? Can i stroll into my local NHS??

Jonnymagicpants xx

You've got to learn how to take a certain amount of abuse in this forum. I have learnt the best way to deal with it is to keep a nice low profile!

Mate, regarding tests- yes, you can book at any NHS clinic but it will take time for the results to come through and the appointment will probably not be immediately. Best thing to do is to speak to Jason at JFT (ask someone for his e-mail) and he will recommend a clinic (in London) where you can get tested by a private doctor, at a reduced rate. As part of the BIAHA-scheme. Ask someone what that stands for. Costs ?150- good service, very fast, very polite.

Hi magicpants
Please DONT have condoms in your movie unless poor sales wont bother
you.People want to watch pretty girls being fucked NOT guys fucking
a plastic bag!I never knowingly buy
videos/dvd's where the guys use
condoms and none of my friends who
buy adult movies buy them.
If you want to find a niche in the
adult market try making short school
uniform movies with real pretty teen
girls aged 18-19 but who look about
16-17 getting fucked by teenage youths black & white and old guys.
Or if you can't get teenage girls
then pretty girls in their early 20's in British nurse's uniforms
getting fucked.All the nurse movies
I've seen use the white uniforms worn in the USA and Europe.The British uniforms like those worn in
Rosie Dixon Night Nurse,are much more sexy.