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ha bloody ha.

well iwent 4 my drink and it was mostly cosmo royale but the service and company left alot to be desired.

vidal sasoon. nahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

look what is this with milk shake.

i always felt that paint enemas were pretty cool. im just worried about toxicity.

motzart eat yer heart out. sandies on the canvas.

I meant to drink you sick freak.
What is it with all this porno malarky.
I can't offer a milkshake without someone turning it into a deviant, gimp mask, felching, manball love juice thing.

I actually meant Vanilla milkshake. The type that you spend ages with a straw trying to find a corner in the bottom of the cylidrical cup, getting every last bit of shakeness.

Doesn't have to be Vanilla. Could be chocolate; I mean the type of chocolate that you get from a bean and not the type you smear over naked, heaving, sweaty lustful bodies.



Right Rev. Holden MacGroyn



p.s Paint enemas.
Well my house needs decorating. Perhaps if you're really stuffed with gas and you get a nice soft green paintcan....no? Well it was an idea.

I would be turned on by sucking/licking cum from an arsehole but not by sucking it out through a tube or straw, I find that altogether very disgusting!

Can you catch stuff outa butts?

(I know I should better phrase that question...)

I mean like "germs and stuff"

It's the (Wayne's World) monkey's flying out of butts that you've got to watch out for...

PMSL