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Bearing in mind the surfeit of ?b?s in Ben Dover film titles I for one would be struck dumb if the words Big Brother did not appear in it (copyright issues aside of course).

And I reckon it?s only a matter of time before we get ?Ben?s Bridport Bottlebank Balls-up? (filmed in the style of Busby Berkeley and produced by Biddy Baxter, on Betamax).

How about 'Ben's Larger Brother' or 'Big Brother Ben is always watching' ?

Maybe there should be a competition - top 5 entries win a free copy of the DVD!

Yes, that's me. Must have been pre-84 because that's the year I got circumcised. I'll sign it for you if you like. E-mail me ben@ben-dover.com and I'll get it sorted - if you're serious that is!!!

Well, I'm currently seeking large bottomed girls for 'Ben's Beautiful Big Butt Babes', not sure if that will fit on the cover though. I've got one scene shot so far.

Bloody Hell Magoo, can you imagine a world where I have a twin brother? I think there must be many people right now shivering at the mere thought. I think you're right it was Whitehouse, probably the shoot that started my grudge against the 'short rich one' [DS] which, I'm pleased to say has been held ever since.

Actually I can imagine a world where you have a twin brother...actually, you're a c lone and there are three of you.
You being the obvious one.
I hate to say it, but Keith Harris and Pete Townsend.


As for the signed picture.
Yeah! Why not. I'll be the coolest dude in town.
I'll email you and at the same time beg to be in your latest film.
I've already offered my identical twin services to Marino as his stunt double.

Would you have any objections if I scan the page when you sign it and upload it to my server?
Always polite to ask and saves a deletion.

'Holt! Who goes there?'

See what i've done there? Oh suit yourselves.