Is there any British porn being that is not gonzo?

[Phil mCc]

You can see cover at

I will put a gallery up tomorrow just for you Officer,


Phil McC

[golostruda]

"along the lines of Private" = Ugly disinterested Eastern European women, caked in so much make-up their faces can't form an expression or they'll break in two, being anally fucked without lubrication by over-hairy Latinos for 90 seconds, while in place of the [muted] live audio a 50 year old German fishwife narrates a completely different scene between mouthfuls of sauerkraut, to end on a cum-dodging facial and another ten minutes of shots of ski-slopes/safari parks/empty beaches before the next hint of sex?
No, as far as I know no UK company makes stuff like that. Thank fucking Christ.

[dan the man]

hey Phil Mc,
ive checked out your site TOTTY SHOP this title FOOTBALLERS LIVES just says coming soon no price ?0.00 im not so sure i want to go to Brighton just to buy one or 2 DVDs so Q when am i going to buy this title {footballers lives} online ? another remark this site TOTTY SHOP need lots more titles to make it any good !
dan the man

[colin]

well said!!

[Phil mCc]

Cheers mate, It will be available soon as it arrives, hopefully the 27th. I will be getting the girls to sign a few hundred so to make it a bit more collectable. As for the shop I have a few hundred titles to go on it but have not had the time with the show etc. Withing a month almost every UK producers stuff will be on there, every title I can do a deal on.
They way it will work is like Fuck Truck 5 if you hit the web-link you get a big page and a vid clip, thats whats taking the time to do, Anyone wants the job, alkso I am trying to get all my really old stuff onto WMV's so we can make web clips up, big job.....all not helped by the show and the awards which is looking great....If as a company you are not there YOU will miss out, If as a punter you don't go you certainly will miss the fun. We have everything at this show including an 18R cinema licence ??? No downhill skiing lads ?.

Phil McC