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I've entered the comp by the way ;o)

So the man himself enters the fray and slags the prizes. But don't let Ben fool you, the t-shirt is 100% GENUINE Bri-Nylon and is guaranteed to stick to any iron - permanently. Furthermore I was going to deliver the t-shirt ready filled by a girl with 38DD t*ts. Ben is only peeved because he entered the competition and got the answer wrong!

Keep the entries coming in. Competition closes 10th October.

100% British Nylon!!!!!, the worlds gone mad, I,d kill for one of those, can someone mail me the answers to the competion, er.......not you Ben, I feel your a man slighted, and you may well scupper it for me...

ps. Ben! have you ever thought of taking up acting, and becoming a true thespian, I can see it now, your bell in the bill.

Wouldn't have thought 'entries' were ever Ben's problem.

Ben could never be in the Bill because his bobbie's helmet is red and his truncheon is bent 2 degrees over the mandatory size required by EU law. Furthermore, Ben is 100% english and does not require a Thespian passort. Are thespians the people who insist on cleaning my windscreen at every set of traffic lights?

Can't we have an easy question ......

like name Ben's hairstyle ?

Good call, if you actually had a magazine that is. I guess it could work!!!!!!!!!!

Sadly that is true! I had to check to see which year it was. Now I know how they feel on 'Buzzcocks when they can't remember the words to their own songs!

Funnily enogh I found that infamous old pink shirt at the bottom of a drawer the other day. I would stick that in as well but I think I should keep it as a momento.